Gear up. The robot apocalypse is here.

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• Added: January 10, 2017

First of all, that thing is not a she. It's a damn robot. And second of all, what is the matter with you two chuckleheads? Have either one of you seen a movie in the last thirty years? The robots always attack.

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• Added: January 10, 2017

That's the most ridiculous idea I've heard all day, and I've had a long day.

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• Added: December 06, 2016

Mack: It's not a mask, it's a balaclava.
Robbie: I thought that was a dessert

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• Added: December 06, 2016

My axe is plenty sharp. And a shotgun.

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• Added: November 29, 2016

Unless your face also does a clown posse thing, I'm infected. Give me some space.

Mack [to Robbie]

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• Added: October 25, 2016

The Aryan Brotherhood? Not my type of brothers.

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• Added: September 20, 2016