Love is a powerful compass.

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• Added: March 13, 2016

I brought construction paper and markers in case you guys wanted to draw breasts.

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• Added: March 06, 2016

Joe: Public opinion has shifted, and the boys upstairs said they can no longer ignore it.
Peter: Who the hell are the boys upstairs?

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• Added: December 13, 2015

You don't have to win to have fun.

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• Added: November 22, 2015

Peter, face it. Without Quagmire, we're boring.

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• Added: November 22, 2015

You want me to be the one who says "Giggity" now?

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• Added: November 22, 2015

Well, dad, I can tell you from experience, it's only wen you worst fears come true that you get to find out how strong you really are.

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• Added: October 04, 2015

One day a rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets.

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• Added: February 15, 2015

Joe: Sex is overrated.
Peter: Stay out of this Joe.

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• Added: December 08, 2014

Joe: I'll take smelling good over walking good any day.
Bonnie: You don't smell good, Joe.
Joe: I'm sorry, I thought I was alone.

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• Added: May 04, 2014

Tim Gunn: Joe, this is Tim Gunn. I agree with your friends.
Joe: I gotta get that guy out of my head.

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• Added: May 06, 2013

Peter: We're going nowhere! This bar belongs to us! Ice cream truck! [runs off]
Joe: You didn't get any ice cream?
Peter: The ice cream man was handsome and I got nervous!

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• Added: May 06, 2013