True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOJason Stackhouse Quotes
I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.
I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.
I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.
Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a fuckin winning name.
Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.
Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is...
Jason: Drunk?
Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?
If you and me are gonna be roommates, there's a certain amount of pussy overflow you just have to get used to dealing with.
Every time I keep looking at you two I see big ole bullet holes in your heads.
What am I thinking about right now - like in my brain.
I'm starting to believe that the truth is poison.
I love the smell of nail polish in the morning
