True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOJason Stackhouse Quotes
Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.
Jason: If there is one thing I learned from my time As QB-1 it's that the best defense is a good offense. So no more pu-sy footin around Russell. It's game time.
Sookie: I love you.
Jason: I love you too Sook.
Jason: You gonna be ok?
Sookie: Kind of strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.
Jason: Hey imagine if someone could read all these?
Sookie: He wrote a bunch of them too.
I love yah Bubba.
Sookie: Jason are you ok?
Jason: I'm fine you got me in the head.
I ain't been to med school or fairy school or nothin', so if you can put it in terms a late man could understand I'd appreciate it.
Andy: Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you had sex with every woman in this town?
Jason: I don't know, close, I guess.
Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.
Jason: I had sex with Jessica.
Hoyt: How?
Jason: Missionary, then doggy, then her on top. I mean, it was nothin' too kinky.
Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.
Even without your blood in me, you are all I think about.
