True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOJason Stackhouse Quotes
It's been a long fuckin week and it's been a weird fuckin week.
Bill Compton is one tough motherf*cker. He's gonna beat this thing. I mean, hell, he was like a bonafide vampire God about 6 months ago.
Sam: You all ready?
Jason: No, but let's do this anyhow.
Well I hate to break it to you Violet, but I'm a modern man. I think and I feel. And I'm still a bad ass motherfucker of a warrior.
Sookie: I hate to be morbid but you think she's got any fingerprints left?
Jason: It's not necessary. Sometimes not being clever makes you a good detective.
Andy: This is a Starbucks card.
Jason: But I can't get you out of my head. You probably hear that a lot don't you.
Eric: For a thousand years, only twice have I felt it in return.
Let's fuck for fuck's sake.
Sook meet Violet, she's European.
You don't have the stockholder syndrome do you?
Every minute that you waste not fast-tracking me onto this having me on this fuck fanger police force is a minute wasted where I'm not out there fucking some fangers up.
Before things what, spin out of control? That train has already sailed.
Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!
