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NCIS: Los Angeles
Sundays 9:00 PM on CBSG. Callen Quotes
Callen: I'm going to cook for you.
Joelle: You can't even fry an egg
Callen: That's a good point. But you know what I can do? I can open a bottle of wine.
Rex had to have placed that thumb drive somewhere on Jo.
The guy put a gun to her head, I want to have a little talk with him.
No one ever pushed me. People push you when they care.
Hanna: You'll be working for that kid one day.
Callen: Yeah, next week!
What is a celebrity photographer doing at the home of a CIA officer?
Callen: You remember to grab your car keys back there?
Sam: Son of a bitch.
Callen: Looks like we're swimming home and walking home.
Sam: Maybe not....
What the hell are you doing there, MacGyver?
Callen: Hell of a day.
Sam: Yeah. Hell of a day.
Who's Waldo?
Callen: Something tells me you know something we don't.
Deeks: Crazy, right?
Granger: Do you have any idea what you've done?
Callen: Retrieved our technology.
Sam: Made the world a better place.
Deeks: And, looked good while doing it.