April Ludgate Quotes
Ann: Once again, they are my biological children.
April: And once again, I don't believe you.
April: But in the end? Bringing a child into this world? That's disgusting!
Andy: Nooo, we'd wipe all the disgusting stuff right off it!
Andy: I get to push the buttons! I call it!
April: He called it.
Leslie: Yeah I know.
Oh yeah, you completely disgraced yourself and almost destroyed an entire town!
Andy: Ohh babe you had a crush on me, that's emabrassing!
April: We're married.
Andy: Still!
Leslie: You wanted to run something by me?
April: Yes. So well you help me?
Leslie: you don't need me! You can get whatever job you want!
Leslie: Attagirl!
April: Ugh, mom!
I just want to say thank you, and I love you very much. Which is why I decided not to turn you into a sea urchin, which I can do, because I'm an actual witch, with powers, and I'm evil, and -
I just fell backwards into your world, a couple years went by, and now here I am.
Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes.
You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that outfit, and give me your wallet.
I moved our meetings to tomorrow because you are drunk, and hangover, simultaneously, at 2 in the afternoon.
