April Ludgate Quotes
I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.
I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same and if you spend any more than 5 dollars on wine, you are very stupid!
This comes from your mother’s butt.
Principal: How old are you?
April: He’s 33 and I’m 47/Immortal.
I’m just an impartial bunny, but I think Ann sucks! And also, I’m the Zodiac Killer!
Leslie: Now is lady time.
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.
Leslie: What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?
April: Ew, my husband, weirdo.
Ann’s leaving town. Ann’s saying painful goodbyes. Greatest day of my life!
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!
April: Babe, wake up!
Andy: That’s my spaghetti, Chewbacca.
April: Favorite book?
Donna: Downton Abbey.
April: That’s not a…
Donna: Downton. Abbey.
April: Every year we would dress up as demons and we would egg Larry’s house.
Larry: That was you?
Chris: Please, Larry, this is a private conversation.
