Michael: I need something to wipe my hand. Pam: Now there's, there's butter on my desk. Michael: That was helping. It was classic. Dwight: I got a knock-knock joke. Michael: No... God.
Pam: [on phone] Yeah, that's no problem. Michael: Pam? Pam: [on phone] Sure. Uh huh. Michael: Pam? Knock, knock. Pam: I'm on the phone. Michael: I know you are. Knock, knock. Pam: [on phone] You can fax it over. Yeah, 5-7-0-5-5-5-0-1- Michael: [at same time as Pam] 4-9-1-7-4-5-1 Pam: 0-1-7-5. Thank you. Bye, bye. [to Michael] It really makes us look unprofessional. Michael: They would never know it was me doing it. Here we go, Knock, knock. Pam: Who's there? Michael: Buddha. Pam: Buddha who? Michael: [puts a slice of bread and stick of butter on Pam's desk] Buddha this bread for me, won't you? Pam: Great.