Castle: If something were to happen to me I want you to watch out for Alexis. She looks up to you, and if a worth man would get frisky you can shoot them. Beckett: Nothing is gonna happen to you. Castle: But if it does...? Beckett: Ok. Castle: And would you also go into my closet and get rid of my porn collection before she finds it? Esposito: Don't worry, Bro. I got you covered in that.
Castle: Are you in any pain? Beckett: Well, not nearly as much as you. It's killing you, isn't it? Castle: What? Beckett: Having to wait this long to tell me how you banged down the door. Castle: You want me to start from the beginning?