Blair: He's totally unsuitable. Serena: Who? Blair: Cyrus. He's five feet tall. He has a catchphrase. And he's a hugger. I was expecting Cary Grant and I got Danny DeVito!
Blair: Serena, I called you like 10 times last night! Where have you been? Serena: I went to the dentist at lunch, and yesterday, I met Aaron in Times Square. B, it was the most romantic thing... Blair: Who cares about plaque or pretentious artists when your best friend is having a meltdown!