Kyle MacLachlan News

Kyle MacLachlan attended and graduated from the University of Washington and moved to Hollywood after to pursue a career in acting.

He is known for his roles in the films Blue Velvet, Showgirls, Dune, and The Doors. You might also recognize him from the television shows Desperate Housewies, Sex and the City, and Twin Peaks.

You may have also seen Kyle in The Flintstones, Mad Dog Time, One Night Stand, Touch of Pink, Mao's Last Dancer, and The Smell of Success.

Additionally, MacLachlan has guest starred on many shows, including Tales from the Crypt, Rosewell, Windsor Protocol, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, In Justice, and How I Met Your Mother.

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Orson Hodge Desperate Housewives
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Birthplace
Yakima, Washington

Desperate Housewives Quotes

Let's find something fun-size for me to enjoy.

Renee

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you