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James Denton attended the University of Tennessee and was a part of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity.

He is most known for his role as Mike Delfino in Desperate Housewives. He has also made guest appearances on Sliders, Dark Skies, Two Guys and a Girl, Ally McBeal, The West Wing, and JAG, in addition to his recurring roles on The Pretender, Philly, The Drew Carey Show, and Reba.

He has also been in the films That Old Feeling, Face/Off, and Primary Colors.

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Mike Delfino Desperate Housewives
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Nashville, Tennessee

Desperate Housewives Quotes

Let's find something fun-size for me to enjoy.

Renee

Preston: We don't want to get spanked.
Porter: Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
Lynette: Too late, you stole and then you lied. Even worse, you made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy. Time to pick your poison. How 'bout a belt? It's a classic... Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche, but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance; moves faster.
Scavo kids: No! No! No! No!
Lynette: Guys, guys, guys, hey my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. Unless...
Porter: Unless what?
Lynette: For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, I will let it slide.
Scavo kids: Okay! Yeh! We swear! Yeh! We swear!
Lynette: Alright, start with Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
Porter: Mommy, why are you smiling?
Lynette: Do you know what physiological warfare means?
Porter: No.
Lynette: Well, too bad for you