The Big Bang Theory: 18 Favorite Quotes from Sheldon Cooper
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7. I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that...
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I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.
Sheldon
8. You catch even more with manure, what's your point?
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Leonard: I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what's your point?
9. Excuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close,...
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Excuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close, but I know more jokes.
Sheldon
10. There's no denying I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I...
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Amy: Sheldon, there's something else I've been wanting to say, but before I do, I just... I want you to know that you don't have to say it back.I know you're not ready, and I don't want you to say it just because social convention dictates...
Sheldon: I love you, too.
Amy: You said it.
Sheldon: There's no denying I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite. But that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love.
11. While my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a PhD.
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While my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a PhD.
Sheldon
12. No one calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!
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No one calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!
Sheldon