Quotables from Week Ending May 6, 2016
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Bonnie was feeling the love on The Vampire Diaries.
Joe was foreseeing the future on The Flash.
Alicia was faking a cry on the penultimate episode of The Good Wife.
What else was going on? Scroll through to find out!
1. The Blacklist
![The blacklist poster](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--75gW4cDD--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371242226/the-blacklist-poster.png)
Aram: Abort! Abort!
Tom: Did you just say "Abort"?
2. Person of Interest
![Saving the code person of interest](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--_h2EAfue--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462138012/saving-the-code-person-of-interest.jpg)
You can just call me Root, bitch.
Root
3. Reign
![Gideon and mary reign](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--0_17u-qZ--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1461531382/gideon-and-mary-reign.jpg)
Lola: Despite your heartbreak, I must warn you, I show no mercy.
Elizabeth: Lady Lola, I expect no less.
4. Game of Thrones
![Bran is back game of thrones](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--uJPYa5ih--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1461577599/bran-is-back-game-of-thrones.jpg)
If I lost my cock I would drink all the time.
Tyrion
5. Penny Dreadful
![Vanessa needs help penny dreadful](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--gDIxHqmy--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462067627/vanessa-needs-help-penny-dreadful.jpg)
I've conquered death... and created monsters.
Victor Frankenstein
6. Castle
![Jewel staite castle](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--ZHQR9rtH--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1461627167/jewel-staite-castle.jpg)
Beckett: You’re such a good son.
Castle: And you’re such a good everything.
7. Elementary
![An unexpected connection elementary](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--4wBZ9H-5--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462064363/an-unexpected-connection-elementary.jpg)
Moriarty was *not* the Vice President of Inhuman Resources!
Joan
8. Bates Motel
![Torn bates motel](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--b5x4yggg--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462136246/torn-bates-motel.jpg)
So as soon as I get this all straightened out, which should be in the next two weeks, you and my mother can get a divorce.
Norman
9. Jane the Virgin
![Janes position jane the virgin](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--pXz-_8Bd--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1460921110/janes-position-jane-the-virgin.jpg)
Dina is seeing me only as a sex object, and I have to prove to her that I'm more than just oceans of charisma. I refuse to be objectified.
Rogelio
10. Orphan Black
![Forming new alliances orphan black](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--ZhUwHUBT--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462402849/forming-new-alliances-orphan-black.png)
Oh, lord and butter, Donnie, stop chewing the scenery.
Alison
11. 12 Monkeys
![The mission continues in 1944 12 monkeys](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Z03m9rxx--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1461516237/the-mission-continues-in-1944-12-monkeys.jpg)
Cassie: Oh my god, you like it here.
Cole: What's not to like?
12. Blindspot
![Growing closer once again blindspot](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--EZw7lN-c--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1461533107/growing-closer-once-again-blindspot.png)
This is all looking promising, we could use this to kill someone.
Patterson
13. Containment
![Additional reinforcements cordon](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--jeaMBR2f--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1461624073/additional-reinforcements-cordon.jpg)
Dr. Cannerts, false optimism is not your strong suit.
Katie
14. Quantico
![Who to trust quantico](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--C_8XPUuQ--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462065836/who-to-trust-quantico.jpg)
You think lying to protect me makes you the kind of man I want to be with? No, a real man shows up, tells the truth, and stays strong no matter what comes next. I deserve the truth, and I deserve someone who believes in me enough to know that when faced with the truth, I will not break.
Shelby
15. The Americans
![Young hee the americans](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--7dTTmHdZ--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462305193/young-hee-the-americans.jpg)
Martha: Don't be alone Clark, alright? Don't be alone.
Philip: You, too.
Martha: Oh, sure, I'll just learn Russian and...yeah, OK. Me, too.
16. The Flash
![Hands way up the flash](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--FF9_yASf--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1461723808/hands-way-up-the-flash.jpg)
Well, I'm sure there's something out there that will satisfy your need for speed and helping people, but until then, you should stick with engineering. It's safer.
Joe
17. The Good Wife
![Alicia florrick photo](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--KyHSPC3m--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371130902/alicia-florrick-photo.png)
Alicia: Were you wanting me to cry, Mr. Canning? Oh my God, (fake sob) I thought my husband no longer cheated.
Louis Canning: Wow. God, I love you.
Alicia: I know.
18. Madam Secretary
![Debating a mission madam secretary](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Ow2Ofk6T--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462064079/debating-a-mission-madam-secretary.jpg)
Blake: What am I taking care of?
Elizabeth: Appeasing a racist Quaker.
19. Law & Order: SVU
![Olivia at home law and order svu](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--RzzaxAVi--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462239898/olivia-at-home-law-and-order-svu.jpg)
My brother dates supermodels. He doesn't need to rape a go-see.
Alvin's brother
20. The Night Manager
![Secret plans the night manager season 1 episode 3](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--pkNNdH2o--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462154032/secret-plans-the-night-manager-season-1-episode-3.jpg)
Becoming a man is realizing it's all rotten. Realizing how to celebrate that rottenness..now that's freedom.
Roper
21. Chicago Fire
![Dawson makes a save chicago fire](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--sd0fFAG4--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462140072/dawson-makes-a-save-chicago-fire.png)
Kidd: What I am talking about is artisanal ice cubes. Look, Severide knows. Severide, you ever order a Scotch on the rocks and they bring you one, giant, perfectly clear ice cube?
Severide: Yeah.
Kidd: So, it's pretty awesome right?
Severide: Yeah, it keeps the drink cold, if that's what you mean.
22. NCIS
![Leon vance photo](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--hcaemGXD--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371129848/leon-vance-photo.png)
MI6 Officer: It's a fine day for a stroll, is it not?
Fornell: Are you from MI6?
MI6 Officer: It's a fine day for a stroll, is it not?
Vance: Indeed it is, but I prefer to saunter.
23. Once Upon a Time
![Rumplestiltskinmr gold photo](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--th_BbVBl--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371223010/rumplestiltskinmr-gold-photo.png)
Villains don't get happy endings, Papa, and I'm here to make sure you never get yours.
Rumplestiltskin
24. Chicago Med
![A hoarders house chicago med](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--1giVui5E--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462139337/a-hoarders-house-chicago-med.jpg)
I mean, and Tate totally snores, but I don't mind. Oh, he does this thing where he shoots his dirty boxers into the hamper like a buzzer beater. [beat] Anyway, it's cute.
April
Maggie. Oh my God. You're in love.
25. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
![Chloe bennet as agent daisy johnson agents of shield](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--_0wFG8Gu--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1442930559/chloe-bennet-as-agent-daisy-johnson-agents-of-shield.jpg)
Sometimes the world's greatest miracles happen by accident.
Daisy
26. Outlander
![A dinner party outlander](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s---AHKpY0t--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1461980987/a-dinner-party-outlander.jpg)
Claire: Does this make us bad people?
Jamie: The way I see it, we're doing a bad thing for a good reason.
Claire: Isn't that what all bad people say?
27. Awkward
![Rich girls awkward](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--ohhSAw3E--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462228138/rich-girls-awkward.png)
Jenna: Mom, I have to poop.
Lacey: Eww, Jenna, just say you have to go.
28. Rosewood
![Flummoxed rosewood](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--4HNZ1cJD--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1461723217/flummoxed-rosewood.jpg)
Mitchie: I'm going to find a way to repay you.
Rosewood: Do me a favor.
Mitchie: You got it.
Rosewood: Relax.
29. Houdini & Doyle
![Houdini and doyle](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--0OghjGfH--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462115427/houdini-and-doyle.jpg)
Doyle: I have an idea. If he has something to hide, I imagine he'll run.
Stratton: And if he doesn't?
Doyle: I imagine he'll beat me rather badly.
30. Nashville
![Kelsea ballerini nashville](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--QFq5V3-M--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462322687/kelsea-ballerini-nashville.jpg)
I hope you didn't sleep with Layla to keep yourself from being with Juliette.
Emily
31. Fear the Walking Dead
![In distress fear the walking dead](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--IW2Ludk0--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462066095/in-distress-fear-the-walking-dead.jpg)
No, I think your son made the mistake. Should I shoot 'em? Piece of advice, if you have to ask the question, they should already be dead.
Reed
32. Empire
![Deeply personal empire](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--5HgsU4Do--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1461723894/deeply-personal-empire.jpg)
Cookie: Lucious?
Lucious: Yeah baby.
Cookie: Why did you lie?
Lucious: I didn’t lie about anything.
Cookie: Then what was that video about?
33. Arrow
![Nothing you can say arrow season 4 episode 20](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--pLoQsEwH--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1461891735/nothing-you-can-say-arrow-season-4-episode-20.jpg)
Diggle: Damien Darhk is no one's savior. He's a liar and a monster.
Andy: The Romans said the same thing about Jesus.
34. Chicago PD
![Growing closer chicago pd](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--0ZkR6pyg--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462240140/growing-closer-chicago-pd.jpg)
Look, I am in a mood the likes of which have not been seen since 1997, so I just need a 24-hour freeze on people getting shot, running drugs, bashing each other's heads in, and especially abandoned babies on lakefronts, ok?
Platt
35. Supernatural
![Working with the sheriff supernatural](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--g55h4Ohc--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462324160/working-with-the-sheriff-supernatural.jpg)
I didn't mean what I said about Supernatural. It's underrated, due for a reboot.
Metatron
36. Criminal Minds
![Working together criminal minds](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--w3bq8Bfg--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462239407/working-together-criminal-minds.jpg)
Hotch: Today will change everything. What did you think? That was I going to blow up my team, turn my son into an orphan? And then - and this is the part I argue against in the profile - would call 911 and tell you what I was about to do?
Agent Ritchie: I want to believe you, but I can't.