Quotables from Week Ending Feb. 26, 2015
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Check out some of our favorite quotes from the week ending February 26, 2015.
1. "I want you to become the next Ra's al Ghul." Arrow
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Ra's al Ghul: You tasted death and you wanted more, but the truth is everyone and everything must come to an end. Even for one such as me.
Oliver: Kill me, but spare John Diggle's life. Let him go. I will beg for it.
Ra's al Ghul: You have shown tremendous strength, fortitude, power. No, Mr. Queen. I don't want to kill you. I want you to take my place. I want you to become the next Ra's al Ghul.
2. "If you think that’s how I’d get pregnant we need to talk." Castle
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Rick Castle: Checking you for bites and scratches. Just making sure you didn’t somehow get impregnated. ------
Kate Beckett: If you think that’s how I’d get pregnant we need to talk.
3. "Donna, you know I love you." Suits
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Harvey: Donna, you know I love you.
4. "This woman is a liar and a cheat, why should we trust her?" The Musketeers
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Athos: This woman is a liar and a cheat, why should we trust her? ------
Milady: Aramis is dead, the King is in terrible danger, but by all means let's discuss my moral character. We have all day.
5. "I don't need a congressional honor." Marvel's Agent Carter
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Peggy: I don't need a congressional honor. I don't need Agent Thompson's approval or the President's. I know my value, anyone else's opinion doesn't really matter.
6. "We're even wearing the same unisex cologne." Cougar Town
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Laurie: We're even wearing the same unisex cologne. "Both" by Bruce Jenner.
7. "When I grow up I want my specialty to be homemade pickles." Fresh Off the Boat
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Evan: When I grow up I want my specialty to be homemade pickles. ------
Emery: That’s new for you. ------
Evan: I was gonna tell you. ------
Emery: No it’s fine. I guess I’ll just have to share a bunk bed with a total stranger. (walks off in a huff)
8. "Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes." Justified
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Rylan: Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.
9. "Finch, how do you know so much about getting marijuana?" Person of Interest
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Reese: Finch, how do you know so much about getting marijuana?
10. "If a dead dude's shed explodes in the woods..." NCIS
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Tony: If a dead dude's shed explodes in the woods and there's no one around to hear it, did it make a sound?
11. "How'd you get in my phone?" Modern Family
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Jay: How'd you get in my phone? Does this mean that when we talked the other day, you knew I was in the can?
12. "Happy, don't question Walter." Scorpion
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Toby: Happy, don't question Walter. Didn't you see the interview? He's better than us.
13. "Emirical evidence doesn't lie." The 100
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Wick: I'll have you know, I was a god at fluid dynamics. ------
Raven: You think you're a god at everything. ------
Wick: Empirical evidence doesn't lie.
14. "Whatever it is that you and I are doing, it's over." Togetherness
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Alex: Whatever it is that you and I are doing, it's over. I'm not doing your bidding anymore, so don't call me. Just keep doing your superficial charade in Larryland, because I don't want any part of it.
15. "Hey Pete. I'm not exactly sure what your problem is." Nashville
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Rayna: Hey Pete. I'm not exactly sure what your problem is. Maybe the good Lord only gave you two inches. I don't know. But I'll tell you one thing. You ever try to contact my friend again or in any way mess with her, I will make it my mission to ruin you. And unlike you, I actually have the power to do it.
16. "I'm telling you, you can't create love in a few hours." The Big Bang Theory
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Leonard: I'm telling you, you can't create love in a few hours. Right? -----
Penny: Careful. You're poking at the whole foundation of The Bachelor.
17. "Oh wow, first two writers, now three." The Odd Couple
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Marcus: Marcus: Oh wow, first two writers, now three. This book is gonna be twice as good! ------
Felix: Well that math teacher screwed him in more ways than one. This book is gonna be twice as good! ------
Felix: Well that math teacher screwed him in more ways than one.
18. "I'm still in prison." NCIS: New Orleans
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Ross P.: Oh, sure thing, you know. I'll just, I'll just step on out and get my cell phone a ring-a-ding-ding. Hold up, hold up. What's that? Oh, I'm still in prison? Oh. I'm still in prison.
19. "There is no handbook!" Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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Jake: There is no handbook! You're not the answer lady. Marriage is not a one size fits all deal. I don't know. You don't know. All I know is I am still, and screw me I probably always will be, in love with you!
20. "I used to have a teeming mane just like this." The Blacklist
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Red: I used to have a teeming mane just like this.
21. "That's why I had to keep my secret." Archer
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Lem Kane: That's why I had to keep my secret. Can you imagine what that would mean to big oil or OPEC? ------
Archer: Well, there's no need to be racist. ------
Lana: How is the acronym for the organization of pertoleum exporting countries racist? ------
Archer: Oh, that's what it means?
22. "Lights. Camera. Freak show." Eye Candy
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George: Lights. Camera. Freak show.