Quotables from Week Ending April 8, 2016
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Laurel Lance shared her inner most feelings about being Black Canary with her friends just before she died on Arrow this week.
Tony lost his identity on NCIS. No, really, it was stolen. It forced introspection upon him.
There was some brotherly love, err, sort of, on The Vampire Diaries, by way of a frozen corpse. Hey, it happens.
Find out what else was going on when you read the quotes below!
1. Arrow
![Intruder alert arrow s4e18](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--9TTwsqoN--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459463182/intruder-alert-arrow-s4e18.jpg)
Laurel: I was gonna give up being the Black Canary, but I realized I didn't know how I could because going out there and fighting alongside you guys, that's what makes me feel alive inside. And I love you guys so much.
Felicity: We love you.
Thea: We love you.
Diggle: We love you.
2. Vinyl
![Recording the album vinyl](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--v828v6QN--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459719373/recording-the-album-vinyl.jpg)
Richie: I need to focus!
Skip: On what? Our impending doom?
3. The Last Man on Earth
![Repopulating the earth the last man on earth](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--FoSrFmGF--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459563466/repopulating-the-earth-the-last-man-on-earth.jpg)
Carol: "Have you smoked marijuana in your life?"
Phil: What do I look like, a narc? Of course I have, Carol! C'mon, real cool person you're talking to here. Love grass. Love marijuana cigarettes.
4. Girls
![Being judged girls](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--f3YVJWWi--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459564359/being-judged-girls.jpg)
I was not rolling my eyes at you, I was looking up at a cloud formation that looked a lot like Blake Lively.
Hannah
5. Quantico
![An unlikely ally quantico](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--nZRv4PB3--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459476070/an-unlikely-ally-quantico.jpg)
Robocop was a dead cop who turned into a robot. Not a happy story.
Alex
6. You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, they're all gonna be doing that.
![Lives are changed the walking dead](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--k0yL49Zi--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459563670/lives-are-changed-the-walking-dead.jpg)
You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, they're all gonna be doing that.
Negan
7. Once Upon a Time
![Regina and robin wont be happy once upon a time](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--9NbZnQrd--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459454347/regina-and-robin-wont-be-happy-once-upon-a-time.jpg)
Hades: No one is more hated than the Lord of the Underworld.
Zelena: I can give you a run for your money.
8. The Magicians
![Vague memories the magicians](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--D2lX7sVt--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459714388/vague-memories-the-magicians.jpg)
Quentin: Okay, what is magic actually for?
Julia: For fixing things, dummy.
9. Castle
![Rick castle photo](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--yncDmzFg--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371073080/rick-castle-photo.png)
Contrary to what you three have led me to believe, those women's prisons are nothing like the late night skin-a-max movies.
Castle
10. iZombie
![A murdered student izombie](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Qwuv19Yd--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459741842/a-murdered-student-izombie.jpg)
Rob Thomas. I mean, there's something so compelling about the stuff he writes. In an unrelated note, did you know that you were conceived at a Santana concert?
Vaughn Du Clark
11. Shadowhunters
![Teamwork](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--aCR8Npis--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459534408/teamwork.jpg)
I was raised by Valentine, and a pair of baby booties can't change that.
Jace
12. Chicago Fire
![A restaurant in flames chicago fire](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--V3F7VeNN--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459742933/a-restaurant-in-flames-chicago-fire.jpg)
Herrmann: Mouch, I swear to you, six days from now you're going to be wearing sweats, watching the history channel, and eating Rocky Road.
Mouch: You promise?
Herrmann: Twenty-two years of experience.
Severide: That sounds good to you, Mouch? Rocky Road?
Mouch: Would you prefer ballroom dancing?
13. Chicago Med
![Second thoughts chicago med](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--_9_xvFhc--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459740788/second-thoughts-chicago-med.jpg)
Hey, take it from a former alter boy. Baptism's a piece of cake. A lot easier than a bris.
Will
14. NCIS
![Tony dinozzo](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--3lDfMok---/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371129372/tony-dinozzo.png)
I mean I get swindled by a bimbo, I've got Laurel and Hardy impersonating me. What about the third guy? Is he a buffoon? Is that who I am?
Tony
15. Awkward
![Jenna has regrets awkward](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--CcOBMk9a--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459743566/jenna-has-regrets-awkward.png)
Jake, I need a power outlet. If my phone dies, I die.
Sadie
16. NCIS: New Orleans
![Funeral procession ncis new orleans](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--C3ZmQQj1--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1458359161/funeral-procession-ncis-new-orleans.jpg)
Killin' a man at another man's funeral. Doesn't get much worse than that.
Pride
17. Agents of SHIELD
![A horrifying vision agents of shield](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--q0wytmGT--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459474995/a-horrifying-vision-agents-of-shield.jpg)
He is risen! What an improvement! Last time I saw you, you looked like an extra from Dawn of the Dead.
Malick
18. Supernatural
![Taking down amara supernatural](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--6k_uD_9d--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459910159/taking-down-amara-supernatural.jpg)
This is exactly how we screw ourselves. We make the heart choice instead of the smart choice.
Sam
19. The Americans
![Fbi in the house the americans](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--0MtbNzPC--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459886711/fbi-in-the-house-the-americans.jpg)
Elizabeth: What can we do?
William: If we believed in God, I'd say pray.
20. Legends of Tomorrow
![Solidarity dcs legends of tomorrow](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--sb_9hTLy--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459740492/solidarity-dcs-legends-of-tomorrow.jpg)
Great! We've gone from infanticide to child abduction. Progress.
Ray
21. The Big Bang Theory
![Pregnancy gifts the big bang theory](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--BcCWLHQ6--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459979847/pregnancy-gifts-the-big-bang-theory.jpg)
I was enjoying some virtual reality. You ruined it with your actual face.
Sheldon
22. Grey's Anatomy
![The ambulance ride greys anatomy](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--jY_XcGyN--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459473872/the-ambulance-ride-greys-anatomy.jpg)
Why are all the doctors in this hospital so hot? Seriously. It's like a -- it's like a condition of employment.
Kyle
23. The 100
![The hostage the 100 season 3 episode 10](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--t9zqC_wM--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459721250/the-hostage-the-100-season-3-episode-10.jpg)
Raven: If I'm right, it will fry whatever ALIE put in there without damaging the tissue.
Jasper: What if you're wrong?
Raven: If I was wrong, ALIE wouldn't be looking at me right now like I just stole her favorite toy.
24. Vikings
![Ragnars next move vikings](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--BOH1DbYh--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1459599649/ragnars-next-move-vikings.jpg)
Aslaug: I do not know if you are a God, but all I longed for was your presence and your caresses.
Harbard: I will always be with you little one, always. But do not try to posses me, because possession is the opposite of love.
25. Grimm
![Eddy munroe photo](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--7wyAJ2Dk--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371223690/eddy-munroe-photo.png)
Eve: Do you remember when Adalind became me and I became her?
Monroe: I'm pretty sure none of us will ever be able to *un-remember* that.
26. The Vampire Diaries
![Paul wesley as stefan salvatore](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--tLVdpr_Q--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371129366/paul-wesley-as-stefan-salvatore.png)
Damon: This is not how you are going to die, Stefan Salvatore.
Stefan: Alone in the wilderness, trapped in the frozen corpse of an alcoholic murderer?
27. The Originals
![Elijah mikaelson](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--7TMlRvfR--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1382817475/elijah-mikaelson.png)
Option one, go about your business like a good little boy. Option two, violent disembowelment. What’s it going to be?
Elijah [to Matt Donovan]
28. I am not going to put the other 35,000 men and women of this department through the ringer...
![Frank reagan pic](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--ypro-HLd--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371214421/frank-reagan-pic.png)
I am not going to put the other 35,000 men and women of this department through the ringer for one cop's crusade.
Frank