Quotables from Week Ending April 23, 2015
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1. The first time I kissed my wife, she wasn't my wife then, she was just this girl in a bar....
The first time I kissed my wife, she wasn't my wife then, she was just this girl in a bar. But when we kissed, it was like, I gotta tell you, it was like I'd never kissed any other woman before. It was like my first kiss. The right kiss.
Derek
2. You didn't summon us, we came because it's time to talk. Oh, and you left your front door...
Nick: I can't believe we summoned witches.
Ruth: You didn't summon us, we came because it's time to talk. Oh, and you left your front door unlocked.
3. Oh yes you are. Deep dish pizzas, strawberry daiquiris. You like the finer things in life.
Grover: Can I get a strawberry daiquiri?
Steve: Did you say strawberry daiquiri?
Grover: I am comfortable in my manhood brother.
Steve: Oh yes you are. Deep dish pizzas, strawberry daiquiris. You like the finer things in life.
4. It's not what Valhalla did to me, it's what I do in Valhalla.
It's not what Valhalla did to me, it's what I do in Valhalla.
Tamsin
5. Vera, you experienced things today you don't understand. You're trying to deny it, but you...
Vera, you experienced things today you don't understand. You're trying to deny it, but you feel it. Nothing is random. Nothing. Is it coincidence? Everything is happening for a reason, and you have an important part to play.
The Man
6. Aye, same to you my friend.
Claire: If you really are a witch, now would be the perfect time to use your powers.
Geillis: Aye, same to you my friend.
7. What do you want to figure out, Nick? How a Grimm and a Hexenbiest can live happily ever after?
What do you want to figure out, Nick? How a Grimm and a Hexenbiest can live happily ever after?
Juliette
8. Jesus, don't these people know you never even finished high school?
Sarah: She wants my help saving Leda and Dyad.
Felix: Jesus, don't these people know you never even finished high school?
9. It seems there's little you don't hang men for. Or women.
Mary: No, it is you who are at risk. You operate her under my approval, yet they call you necromancer and speak of corpse bothering.
Wainwright: I doubt very much anything bothers a corpse.
Mary: Do not jest doctor. We hang men for such things in Salem.
Wainwright: It seems there's little you don't hang men for. Or women.
10. Oh, you must be Flanders' new dog. I just want to apologize in advance for the things I'm...
Oh, you must be Flanders' new dog. I just want to apologize in advance for the things I'm gonna blame on you.
Homer
11. Good thing I had my brakes serviced, Darling. I do hate getting blood on the car.
Good thing I had my brakes serviced, Darling. I do hate getting blood on the car.
Cruella de Vil
12. Good boy.
Peter: I missed you Brian.
Brian: I missed you too Peter.
Peter: And now Im gonna go upstairs and pee in Meg's bed.
Brian: No, we're going to go pee in Meg's bed.
Peter: Good boy.
13. With respect your grace, the free folk will never follow you. No matter what you do.
Stannis: I ordered Mance Rayder burnt at the stake. You prevented that order from being carried out. You showed mercy to Mance Rayder. The King's word is law. Perhaps you should ask Ser Davos how much mercy I show to law breakers. Show too much kindness, people won't fear you. They don't fear you, they don't follow you.
Jon: With respect your grace, the free folk will never follow you. No matter what you do. You're the man who burned their King alive.
14. Why don't you just write down all your dreams so I can shit on them?
Peggy: This is supposed about my job, not the meaning of life.
Don: So you think those things are unrelated?
Peggy: I didn't know you'd be in a mood.
Don: Do you want to do this or not?
Peggy: Why don't you just write down all your dreams so I can shit on them?
15. I'm terrified that everything is about to come undone because of me, and trust me, Ems, that...
I'm terrified that everything is about to come undone because of me, and trust me, Ems, that is my nightmare because this has been the best part of my life. It's why I held on to that stuff. It's my infinity box. And it's why I still call you Ems when the rest of the world knows your real name. I hate that I failed you. I don't want to lose you.
Nolan
16. This may come as a surprise to you, Camille, but I'm not a terribly good person.
This may come as a surprise to you, Camille, but I'm not a terribly good person.
Klaus
17. Can I please have a little emotional escapism while we trace his phone?
Can I please have a little emotional escapism while we trace his phone?
Toby
18. Thank you all for being here. I had this dream when I was little of a home where the door was...
Thank you all for being here. I had this dream when I was little of a home where the door was open and friends could come and go and stay for dinner and talk. And everything would be lovely. Thank you all for giving me that.
Norma
19. Worst bachelor party ever?
Kate Beckett: But Castle, why would you be abducted on our wedding day and end up in Thailand?
Rick Castle: Worst bachelor party ever?
20. Eh, you waited this long.
Xo: Well, honey, you can't compromise who you are.
Jane: A virgin is not who I am.
Xo: But it's important to you.
Jane: So is Rafael. I love him. I want it to work.
Xo: And you think having sex with him will make it work?
Jane: What's your problem? You have been bugging me to lose it for years.
Xo: Eh, you waited this long.
21. I told you I was pregnant, and you killed yourself.
Rowan: You told me you were happy. You said I saved you.
Simon: What did I do? What are you talking about?
Rowan: I told you I was pregnant, and you killed yourself.
22. This isn't like your dad, Barry. When your dad was put away, you were a kid, there wasn't...
This isn't like your dad, Barry. When your dad was put away, you were a kid, there wasn't anything you could do. But you're not a kid anymore, you're a scientist. Hell, you're The Flash! You are gonna find Bates and you are gonna clear me, so go do it.
Eddie
23. I'm a social worker. My insurance covers like one bandaid a year.
I'm a social worker. My insurance covers like one bandaid a year.
Major
24. That's not funny because this is my life. It's not a game.
Eric: A rook can travel the entire length of the board in one move. I bet it feels like you're soaring on the clouds of heaven.
Caryn: Or walking ten feet in a bad Halloween costume.
Eric: That's not funny because this is my life. It's not a game.
25. Ahh! I'm not letting you get anywhere near my car. Sorry, Dad, but I'm a mortal.
Henry: I'll drive.
Abe: Ahh! I'm not letting you get anywhere near my car. Sorry, Dad, but I'm a mortal.
26. I would get mad at you, but I walked myself right into that one.
Mundo: There are no pictures anywhere in here. It is like she didn't have any friends.
Avery:That's cute you still think teenagers print out photos. That's what social media is for.
Mundo: What are picture frames for?
Raven: Parents, grandparents, old people.
Mundo: I would get mad at you, but I walked myself right into that one.
27. Johnson, is that your last name?
Skye: Johnson, is that your last name?
Cal: Was... pretty ordinary huh? I changed it to something more sinister when I went on the run.
Skye: Daisy Johnson... huh.
28. I wish that I could change your mind about staying here, but I know I can't. Just like I know...
I wish that I could change your mind about staying here, but I know I can't. Just like I know that leaving you here is going to destroy me. I don't regret a single moment. And you shouldn't either. You have done so much. You have saved so many people's lived and you have changed so many for the better, including mine. Knowing you has changed my life. You've opened up my heart in a way I didn't even know was possible. I love you.
Felicity
29. No, she's just really bad at math.
Haley: I hope I can be as cool as you guys in 30 years.
Gloria: Does she think we're fifty?
Mitch: No, she's just really bad at math.
30. [makes a call] It's done. Will you come get me?
Debbie: It's been a very long week for us, Josh. The lord has been testing us. Looking up at those stars, all I see is beauty reflected back in all of creation. I can't help but see a message. A message that we're on the right path. A path of righteousness.
Joshua: [makes a call] It's done. Will you come get me?
31. That's not possible. You will always be the unforgettable Juliette Barnes.
Juliette: What if I become irrelevant at 25?
Avery: That's not possible. You will always be the unforgettable Juliette Barnes.
32. You’ve been shot multiple times since then, spent three months in prison, and your best...
You've been shot multiple times since then, spent three months in prison, and your best friend died in your arms. Isn't that enough trauma for you?
Aubrey
33. At the end of the ceremony, all the students throw those pointy hats in the air. It's all...
Sheldon: Aren't you afraid of being blinded?
Leonard: How would I be blinded?
Sheldon: At the end of the ceremony, all the students throw those pointy hats in the air. It's all pomp and circumstance until someone loses an eye.
34. Okay except nobody cleans rugs like that anymore because we don't live on the Waltons.
Oscar: I didn't just win, I beat you like a dirty rug.
Felix: Okay except nobody cleans rugs like that anymore because we don't live on the Waltons.
35. This is funny. I mean, it's not funny, but it kind of is, I guess. You've saved my life...
This is funny. I mean, it's not funny, but it kind of is, I guess. You've saved my life multiple times and all I can do is sit here, hold your hand, and hope that you don't die. And I'm sorry, Jake. For all of this. You were right. We never should have left that island.
Olivia
36. I did what my father asked me to do.
Lagertha: Why did you not tell us earlier. Did you not trust us?
Bjorn: I did what my father asked me to do.
Floki: But Bjorn...
Bjorn: It was the way he wanted to do it and he is still king. And he succeeded, he got us into Paris. And now we have even more spoils.