Quotables for Week Ending October 14, 2016
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Sometimes one network really stands out, and FOX made the cut this week. From Lucifer to Scream Queens to The Exorcist, the writing was on the wall. They're trying to entertain us.
That's not to say all other networks aren't, of course. It was a really good week all around. Check out quotes from the premieres of The CW superheroes shows, the end of Halt and Catch Fire and the trio of medical dramas: Grey's Anatomy, Code Black and Chicago Med.
You won't be disappointed!
1. Lucifer
![Candle ritual lucifer season 2 episode 3](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--IMn_yWpn--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1475851191/candle-ritual-lucifer-season-2-episode-3.jpg)
Lucifer: Have you ever considered I might enjoy exploring humanity?
Charlotte: They eat, darling. All they do is eat. And, then afterward the food comes out changed. And, not for the better.
2. Scream Queens
![Asking questions scream queens](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Z0zgruui--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476135844/asking-questions-scream-queens.jpg)
Chanel #3: Can I just say, for the record, before we begin, that yoga is just stretching for douchebags?
Cassidy Cascade: Noted.
3. The Exorcist
![Targeting the innocent the exorcist](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--bMeQ_Yge--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476406509/targeting-the-innocent-the-exorcist.jpg)
So. Marcus Keane. Father Bennett speaks admiringly of you. What's the phrase he used? He's a pain in my ass.
Mother Bernadette
4. Westworld
![Dark secrets westworld](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--3ytG5L-Y--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1475951438/dark-secrets-westworld.jpg)
Logan: I know that you think you have a handle on what this is gonna be, guns and tits and all that mindless shit that I usually enjoy. You have no idea. This place seduces everybody, eventually. But by the end you're going to be begging me to stay because this place is the answer to that question you've been asking yourself.
William: What question?
Logan: Who you really are. And I can't fuckin' wait to meet that guy.
5. Shameless
![Fiona out on the town shameless](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--SqtjlSZj--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1475578525/fiona-out-on-the-town-shameless.png)
Fiona: What time is it?
Veronica: Not as early as you ringing my doorbell last night.
6. Once Upon a Time
![An invitation once upon a time s6e3](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--sq-u4RGO--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1475759731/an-invitation-once-upon-a-time-s6e3.jpg)
We're taking things slow. Quite slow, actually. I'm still sleeping on a cot, in a pirate ship, next to a pregnant woman who likes to snore.
Hook
7. Masters of Sex
![Reviving their careers masters of sex](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--4lw5muhH--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1475950268/reviving-their-careers-masters-of-sex.jpg)
Why have we endured all this pain, all this suffering, if not for the two of you to end up together? You belong together, Bill, and I belong with someone who makes me feel that way.
Libby
8. Supergirl
![Kara and clark supergirl season 2 episode 1](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--nF2pLY3A--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1473862420/kara-and-clark-supergirl-season-2-episode-1.jpg)
Kara: It's only been twelve hours since you asked me to choose a new position, and most of those hours I was asleep.
Cat: Really? I offer you the keys to the kingdom and you just go to sleep?
Kara: It was night time.
9. Gotham
![Nygma in charge gotham season 3 episode 4](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--azHdO0o2--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1475974059/nygma-in-charge-gotham-season-3-episode-4.jpg)
It's Gotham, baby, we've all got flair!
Barbara
10. The Big Bang Theory
![Amys experiment the big bang theory](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--p0T6tRkr--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1475539613/amys-experiment-the-big-bang-theory.jpg)
You can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did and not pick up a few things about plumbing.
Leonard
11. From Dusk Till Dawn
![A lucky break from dusk till dawn](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--QkY1cahp--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476147294/a-lucky-break-from-dusk-till-dawn.jpg)
You think you can break me with pain? I am pain.
Amaru
12. Scorpion
![Walter hallucinates about paige scorpion](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--0Wg_fG6K--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1475439116/walter-hallucinates-about-paige-scorpion.jpg)
Walter: Guys, why didn't you tell me Paige was in the cargo hold?
Toby: I think things just got worse.
Sly: And that would be problem number six.
13. This Is Us
![Bringing home babies this is us](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--unq9sg_e--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476133979/bringing-home-babies-this-is-us.jpg)
Jack: I was a complete stranger and look how quickly I took to your breast.
Rebecca: You're an idiot.
14. Halt and Catch Fire
![Donna has a vision halt and catch fire](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--_nAjZ1Sn--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476148053/donna-has-a-vision-halt-and-catch-fire.jpg)
Joe: This isn't about Ryan. It's um...
Cameron: I'm just saying, I don't think you should keep the world from what you do.
Joe: OK. What is it that I do?
Cameron: It's so hard to bring about actual change, real change. And the whole world conspires to stop that from happening. But you bring people together. You create change. I think that that's really great.
15. The Flash
![Another two flashes the flash](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--0FZdZZTe--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1475090355/another-two-flashes-the-flash.jpg)
You have to ask yourself what kind of hero you're gonna be. Are you just gonna take a do over every time you make a mistake, or are you gonna live with them and move forward?
Jay
16. Bull
![Fighting jury bias bull](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--vUta9xJf--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476133652/fighting-jury-bias-bull.jpg)
Marissa: You're the Jerry Maguire of the American judicial system.
Benny: Yeah, I guess I thought Amanda was going to be my Renee Zellweger.
17. Agents of SHIELD
![Chloe bennet as agent daisy johnson agents of shield](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--_0wFG8Gu--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1442930559/chloe-bennet-as-agent-daisy-johnson-agents-of-shield.jpg)
I like to vet my vengeance demons before I hop in a car with them.
Daisy [to Robbie]
18. NCIS: New Orleans
![Death in a sports arena ncis new orleans](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--eKVHtsFN--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1474924719/death-in-a-sports-arena-ncis-new-orleans.jpg)
Gregorio: When you guys finish a case, doesn't it get reviewed?
Percy: Pride reviews it.
Gregorio: Right. But who reviews him?
Percy: Girl, I give you a week.
19. Chicago Fire
![Dawsons career path chicago fire](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--yfhX6Q_r--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476134210/dawsons-career-path-chicago-fire.jpg)
You want to know what I think when the bells go off? That there's a family out there and they're just like mine and they're counting on me to help them.
Hermann
20. Quarry
![The real boss quarry season 1 episode 6](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--ZkRO5Npg--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476289431/the-real-boss-quarry-season-1-episode-6.jpg)
Look at her? She smiles anymore, her teeth are going to fall out.
Naomi
21. Queen Sugar
![Charley considers her future queen sugar](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--a-2nAG1J--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476195530/charley-considers-her-future-queen-sugar.jpg)
Nova: I'm feeling something I haven't felt in a very long time.
Chantal: What's that?
Nova: Free.
22. Frequency
![Preventing a murder frequency](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--CILPIM9M--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476194867/preventing-a-murder-frequency.jpg)
It's too much. Everything we do messes up something else. You live, mom dies. Goff lived in Jersey and now he's gone. I mean, what happens if we tell mom? Maybe we save her, maybe she dies tomorrow.
Raimi
23. Younger
![Virtual reality younger](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--pLpOJyie--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476311634/virtual-reality-younger.jpg)
You can't describe a flavor you've never tasted, Deanna. Where you see a circle, Bryce sees a tree.
Kim
24. Arrow
![Training methods arrow](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--SiCd9j7I--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476194656/training-methods-arrow.jpg)
Evelyn: I thought there was going to be... orientation.
Oliver: Did the brochure say that?
25. Empire
![Lucious takes notice empire](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--ouwW6AfM--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476155695/lucious-takes-notice-empire.jpg)
What are you do slithering around here? Air Hustling?
Cookie
26. Law & Order: SVU
![Out on parole law and order svu](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--nqcEKFYD--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476155037/out-on-parole-law-and-order-svu.jpg)
Olivia: Your sister Kim made parole and now she wants to live with you.
Amanda: I know it sounds crazy. I should probably say no.
27. Criminal Minds
![Welcome back emily criminal minds](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--wbQ-GYy5--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1475463265/welcome-back-emily-criminal-minds.jpg)
JJ: It's so great to see you, even if it's only temporary.
Prentiss: Well, when Hotch told me the director tapped him for special assignment, I wanted to help out. Moreso when he said that you still have escaped serial killers you have to catch, on top of your normal caseload.
28. Code Black
![A radical procedure code black](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--jLbd9Ofx--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476154445/a-radical-procedure-code-black.jpg)
Jesse: You know, when you speak Spanish, you sound like mi abuela.
Leanne: Oh, Jesse.
Jesse: She's old, and confused, and says things that don't make sense.
Leanne [hands Jesse a tongue depressor]: Hey, bite down on this so you don't chomp your tongue off when I punch your face in.
29. Designated Survivor
![The possibility of war designated survivor](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--WAp8SgXU--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1475441868/the-possibility-of-war-designated-survivor.jpg)
As President Reagan said, "The nine scariest words in the English language are I'm with the Government and I'm here to help."
Royce
30. Lethal Weapon
![Too close to home lethal weapon](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--WDYnK4io--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476155497/too-close-to-home-lethal-weapon.jpg)
Riggs: Trish, can I ask you a question? Do I look homeless to you?
Trish: What? Of course not. I mean, sometimes you're a little scruffy, but that's part of your charm.
31. American Horror Story: Roanoke
![The nightmare doesnt end american horror story](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--gQaqYfG1--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476195266/the-nightmare-doesnt-end-american-horror-story.png)
The art never judges. I envy it. Life in two dimensions. Frozen in forever beauty. To watch the world go by, unencumbered by the gossip and pain of three-dimensional men. I love them, you know. The paintings. Even more than I love you.
Edward Philippe Mott [to Guinness]
32. Chicago PD
![An attack on a concert chicago pd](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--4m_Qwxbf--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476155241/an-attack-on-a-concert-chicago-pd.jpg)
All you should be saying to me right now is 'I'm sorry, I screwed up.'
Burgess
33. Pitch
![Finding a balance pitch](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--FmB2-1aE--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476320016/finding-a-balance-pitch.jpg)
That was the front office. Apparently I've been named for the All Stars team. I'm to be the Padres rep.
Ginny
34. Legends of Tomorrow
![Turnip truck dcs legends of tomorrow](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--jQhM-80X--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1473195456/turnip-truck-dcs-legends-of-tomorrow.jpg)
I knew we were all in trouble when Rip made us put on blouses just to save the King of France.
Mick
35. Rosewood
![Treasure hunt rosewood](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--r6JRH-Ax--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476319801/treasure-hunt-rosewood.jpg)
Rosewood: Everyone loves a good treasure hunt. Pirates...
Villa: Don't say booties.
Rosewood: What's wrong with booties?
36. How to Get Away with Murder
![I found you how to get away with murder](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--uLSowMXF--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1476396731/i-found-you-how-to-get-away-with-murder.jpg)
Be on your A game because my brain is steeped in vodka.
Annalise