Quotables for Week Ending July 1, 2016
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This week we welcomed back Ray Donovan, Killjoys and Dark Matter.
We said goodbye to Game of Thrones and got the good news 12 Monkeys has been renewed for a third season.
Now, off with you. Read the quotes. Enjoy your three day weekend!!
1. Ray Donovan
![Abbys men ray donovan](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--sfAaQz-4--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466795095/abbys-men-ray-donovan.jpg)
Abby: They want to cut my tits off.
Stranger: Excuse me?
Abby: I have breast cancer. They just told me. Stage 0. Have you ever heard of that? I mean Stage 0. Isn't everybody Stage 0?
2. Game of Thrones
![Cerseis day in court game of thrones](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--JYL0wBwG--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466422182/cerseis-day-in-court-game-of-thrones.png)
Tyrion Lannister, I name you hand of the Queen.
Daenerys
3. 12 Monkeys
![The middle of a coup 12 monkeys](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--m3lQXe9C--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466977078/the-middle-of-a-coup-12-monkeys.jpg)
Jennifer: Mayday, Mayday, terrorists have taken over the Nakatomi Building, Century City.
Cole: I don't know what that means.
Jennifer: It means McClane, that I know why you're here. They've got your machine and you want me and my daughters to be the cavalry.
Cole: Will you help?
Jennifer: Have I ever said no to you?
4. Preacher
![The girls preacher season 1 episode 5](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--M_NeX2mW--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466798930/the-girls-preacher-season-1-episode-5.jpg)
Jesse: Where exactly are you guys from?
DeBlanc: Exactly. We're from Heaven. Both of us.
5. BrainDead
![The bug mystery brainddead](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--fGsMq_KG--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466219527/the-bug-mystery-brainddead.jpg)
Stacy: He broke my heart. It was the worst night of my life. Why are you doing this to me?
Laurel: I just want to know that you remember.
Stacy: Why would I want to do that? Trump could be President.
6. Devious Maids
![A new roommate devious maids](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--KzjqrtWP--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466976367/a-new-roommate-devious-maids.jpg)
My doctor says its best to wake naturally from a Merlot and Ambien sleep.
Evelyn
7. Rizzoli & Isles
![Maura makes a decision rizzoli and isles](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--QnOv-vaG--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466974805/maura-makes-a-decision-rizzoli-and-isles.jpg)
It's a long way from being mad at your mother to killing her. I should know.
Jane
8. The Fosters
![Under lockdown the fosters](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--heMkv6oP--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466977343/under-lockdown-the-fosters.jpg)
Jude: So like am I the only one in this house not having sex?
Stef: You're 14!
9. Major Crimes
![Sharon at home major crimes](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--aV6KlAV5--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466975152/sharon-at-home-major-crimes.jpg)
It wasn't ISIS at all. Just a regular sociopath, thought there are similarities.
Sharon
10. UnREAL
![Changing minds unreal](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--NlYxnCs_--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466976553/changing-minds-unreal.jpg)
Rachel: Chet, why is there a baby here?
Chet: Bring your baby to work day.
11. Houdini & Doyle
![The haunted house houdini and doyle](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--omFaG74B--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466971844/the-haunted-house-houdini-and-doyle.jpg)
With the invention of the lightbulb I conquered the darkness; with the necrophone I shall conquer death.
Thomas Edison
12. Mistresses
![Kate gets news mistresses](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--sjcdLL2B--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466973477/kate-gets-news-mistresses.jpg)
Kate: Do I have to get out of my snuggie?
Harry: Is that what that is?
13. Orange is the New Black
![Broken piper orange is the new black season 4 episode 8](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--M5W44jxL--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1467105335/broken-piper-orange-is-the-new-black-season-4-episode-8.png)
I mean, maybe I am a racist. Maybe I'm just too stupid to know it, but shit, I am the friendliest racist that you are ever gonna meet, so can't we all just get along?
Judy
14. Zoo
![A mutation zoo](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--OpC5ojyH--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466995650/a-mutation-zoo.jpg)
Mitch: Screw this. I think I should go check the bar.
Chloe: Why?
Mitch: I don't know. Wasn't alcohol invented for times like this?
15. Wayward Pines
![Wayward pines season 2 episode 6](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--YPAfd2KW--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1467050985/wayward-pines-season-2-episode-6.jpg)
Kerry: How low are the supplies?
Theo: It's not an exaggeration to say that people could soon be dying of a sinus infection.
16. Animal Kingdom
![Playing by the rules animal kingdom](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--x2TwvVU0--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466997290/playing-by-the-rules-animal-kingdom.jpg)
You are a good liar, kiddo. I didn't expect that.
Smurf
17. Feed the Beast
![Dion gets news feed the beast season 1 episode 5](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--QInAOwAt--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466998388/dion-gets-news-feed-the-beast-season-1-episode-5.jpg)
Pilar: How old are you?
Marisa: I'm none of your business years old.
18. Orange is the New Black (again)
![Turn table turn orange is the new black s4e9](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--NaoGkrKv--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1467244141/turn-table-turn-orange-is-the-new-black-s4e9.jpg)
You know, if you're gonna poop in the shower, at least you could plan ahead. Like, do it in a shower cap, and take it with you after. Just common decency.
Lorna [to Angela]
19. American Gothic
![After the tragedy american gothic](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--bt8yuXSf--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1467072367/after-the-tragedy-american-gothic.jpg)
My name is Jack Hawthorne and I'm going to talk about my grandpa. It's very sad that I'll never get to see him alive again. It's also sad that I'll never get to talk to him, hug him, or ask him advice. But I'm mostly sad because grandpa was cremated and I never got to see his decomposing body.
Jack
20. Royal Pains
![Evan lawson pic](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--IPg71QcQ--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371129419/evan-lawson-pic.png)
To my Dad, Eddie R. Lawson, the man who made me who I am, good and bad. The same hustle, the attraction to short cuts, the eye for a way in and up, but also the luck of finding people who love us for who we are and make us better men.
Evan
21. Killjoys
![Dutch undercover killjoys](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--AmFqeGOs--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1466030025/dutch-undercover-killjoys.jpg)
I'm not wearing my dying underwear today. You better get this box moving.
Pree
22. Dark Matter
![Dark matter cast](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--6zM0-LN9--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1462229884/dark-matter-cast.jpg)
Nyx: Okay, okay, I'll come quietly. You don't have to use that thing on me.
Guard: You kidding? [shoots her with a stun gun] It's the highlight of my day.