Quotables for Week Ending December 9, 2016
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See what quotes came of shows going off the air for the season, including Secrets and Lies, Pitch and Westworld.
While they may be gone, those crazy Real Housewives from Beverly Hills stormed back to the small screen in a big way.
Get your fill of the latest and greatest quotes of the week now!
1. Westworld
![A new narrative westworld](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--EqBhHQut--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480804555/a-new-narrative-westworld.jpg)
An old friend once told me something that gave me great comfort. Something he read. He said Mozart, Beethoven and Chopin never died. They simply became music.
Ford
2. Agents of SHIELD
![Coulson and mack agents of shield](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--vXKACpHV--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1484649571/coulson-and-mack-agents-of-shield.jpg)
Mack: It's not a mask, it's a balaclava.
Robbie: I thought that was a dessert
3. Shooter
![The next plan shooter](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--8jGZ5Bps--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480989490/the-next-plan-shooter.jpg)
Facts can be twisted, but you can't fake the look in their eye when somebody's telling the truth.
Donnie's Mom
4. The Affair
![Running from her past the affair](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--eaW57MAe--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480896778/running-from-her-past-the-affair.jpg)
Noah: Are you asking me if the kids downstairs are having better sex than you or I?
Juliette [with a smirk]: Do you?
Noah: No. But they may be having more of it.
5. The Librarians
![A snow cave the librarians](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--DRHUSEkF--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480890812/a-snow-cave-the-librarians.jpg)
Norman: Finklestein! What natural disaster is your favorite?
Jake: Global warming.
6. Shameless
![On the run shameless](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--VDNBwSvg--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480131622/on-the-run-shameless.jpg)
Liam: I'm doing CPT.
Fiona: CPT?
Liam: Coloured people time.
7. Once Upon a Time
![Emma and henrys alternate reality once upon a time season 6 epis](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--DHTSvlSx--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480527052/emma-and-henrys-alternate-reality-once-upon-a-time-season-6-epis.jpg)
Losing Robin Hood was the best thing that ever happened to us; it pushed you to liberate me. To free me from the prison of your self-loathing. To make me the best version of us.
Evil Queen
8. Secrets and Lies
![Surrounded by liars secrets and lies](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--mO21zpNU--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1479786659/surrounded-by-liars-secrets-and-lies.jpg)
Oh a magazine cutout! How very 1973!
CSI Tech
9. Last Man on Earth
![Finding melissa the last man on earth](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--pZEdotkJ--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480802147/finding-melissa-the-last-man-on-earth.jpg)
Okay, good bye. G is for gone. O is for outside. Another O reaffirming the previous outside. D is for duh, as in it's a no brainer that she is outside. B is for bye, that's a part of the word. Y is for yes, you're on the right track with all of the letters thus far. E.. e, e, e.. eagle!
Tandy Miller
10. Vikings
![The vision vikings](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--oJ2LBSWB--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1481166899/the-vision-vikings.jpg)
Bjorn: What a beautiful dragon you've built for us Floki.
Floki: Now let's fly her to Rome.
11. Vanderpump Rules
![Lisa offers advice vanderpump rules](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s---ja0Bw6M--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480890565/lisa-offers-advice-vanderpump-rules.jpg)
Wedding planner: Have you thought about how you're going to pair everyone?
Tom Schwartz: Make Jax walk with all of the girls he has slept with at once?
Katie: That would be half of my bridal party.
Tom Schwartz: Jax will probably try to sleep with you, just to give you a heads up.
12. Timeless
![Getting cozy timeless](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--6VE3ym1I--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480891415/getting-cozy-timeless.jpg)
We've stolen, what, a half a dozen cars on these trips. We're like hardened car thieves by now.
Lucy
Wyatt; If they don't want us to borrow them, they shouldn't leave the keys in them.
13. This Is Us
![Canapes this is us s1e10](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--wEE-kwj6--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480476005/canapes-this-is-us-s1e10.jpg)
Beth: What are you going to do with a boat?
Randall: Sometimes a man just needs a boat, Beth.
Beth: This boat is not a boat, babe. This boat is sadness.
Randall: That's a bad name for a boat, Beth.
14. The Flash
![Trouble focusing the flash](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--gF3_81KC--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480633534/trouble-focusing-the-flash.jpg)
I don't know about you guys, but being mind-punked by a speed god that we piss off in the future? It's...it's enough to kill your Christmas spirit.
Cisco
15. No Tomorrow
![Xaviers world no tomorrow](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--IWtQDp8N--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480634332/xaviers-world-no-tomorrow.jpg)
Wake me when you do something that requires a safe word.
Kareema
16. Empire
![Welcome to the club empire](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--WOQMupMc--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480974795/welcome-to-the-club-empire.png)
If I were a racist, would I let her play with Michael Strahan's girls? They've been swimming in my pool, for Christ's sake.
Helene
17. Teen Wolf
![We need to find him teen wolf](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--A6ZNr_tM--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480955703/we-need-to-find-him-teen-wolf.png)
You can leave me out here alone with a stun gun and a box of bandaids, or we can keep going. It's up to you.
Melissa
18. NCIS: New Orleans
![Temporary custody ncis new orleans](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--yvBKozNF--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480963453/temporary-custody-ncis-new-orleans.jpg)
It's good to get out in the field, away from the lab, and breathe in the fresh air, even if it's filled with deadly fumes.
Sebastian
19. Chicago Fire
![Hurdles to adoption chicago fire](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--cMb2F7AK--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480963793/hurdles-to-adoption-chicago-fire.jpg)
You know what I felt today as I got blasted in the head by a fireball? Nothing.
Severide
20. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
![Real beverly hills housewives](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--_h9hoW5T--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371217423/real-beverly-hills-housewives.png)
I've decided that I would have a Studio 54 party for my birthday. Studio 54 was a fabulous time, it was fun! This is when people were really being free and cocaine wasn't addictive...allegedly
Erika Girardi
21. Salem
![The retun salem](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--WVVoI46M--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1481074825/the-retun-salem.jpg)
Cotton: The Devil wants me to be his biographer, to recount his glorious failed rebellion against the "tyrant" God. It is a cosmic joke!
Anne: But I am grateful that he has spared you, almost as grateful as I am...that you spared me.
22. Incorporated
![Boy talk incorporated](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--IaOxz3RT--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1481049458/boy-talk-incorporated.jpg)
What's going on downstairs is just the tip of the iceberg. Do you know that expression? It's from when I was a kid.
Elizabeth
23. Younger
![Exposure younger](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Ru4HXlUA--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1481154766/exposure-younger.jpg)
Deviled eggs at a bird fundraiser. OK.
Liza
24. Lethal Weapon
![Christmases past lethal weapon](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--ILi6AEZU--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1481065058/christmases-past-lethal-weapon.jpg)
The worst part of the holiday season is, well...everything.
Riggs
25. Criminal Minds
![On a trip criminal minds](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--L76-c_6M--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480973116/on-a-trip-criminal-minds.png)
So whoever this well-qualified, mystery person is, once they join, we change our name from the Magnificent Seven to the Awesome Eight. Huh? It's perfect.
Garcia
26. Arrow
![Secret identies arrow](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--vjjmkHSr--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480632253/secret-identies-arrow.jpg)
Felicity: I can't believe this is happening.
Billy: Can't you? You think I haven't noticed that the tall guy in the black mask rollin' with the Green Arrow was Curtis?
27. Designated Survivor
![Time to learn the truth designated survivor](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--_pvXoQuO--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480977051/time-to-learn-the-truth-designated-survivor.png)
This is a confirmation, not a coronation. It's not our job to give the President what he wants. Our job is to determine what's best for the country.
Hookstraten
28. Pitch
![Closing in pitch](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--L5I5FvuA--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480552048/closing-in-pitch.jpg)
Mike: Congratulations, you just ended her season.
Blip: I'm looking out for her.
Ginny: What's going on?
Mike: They're shutting you down.
29. Legends of Tomorrow
![Saras difficult decision dcs legends of tomorrow](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--16vEcY6U--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480632788/saras-difficult-decision-dcs-legends-of-tomorrow.jpg)
Nate: Oh! You're Al Capone. [looks at Ray] That's Scarface!
Ray: Yeah, I don't think he likes that nickname.
Nate: No?
30. Supernatural
![Banding together supernatural](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--atxt7Uek--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480634753/banding-together-supernatural.jpg)
Kelly: Who are you people?
Rowena: Well, I'm a witch, he's an angel...
Crowley: And I'm the King of Hell.
31. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
![Joshs cool new girlfriend crazy ex girlfriend season 2 episode 7](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--3EVH3gyp--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1479918382/joshs-cool-new-girlfriend-crazy-ex-girlfriend-season-2-episode-7.jpg)
I really want to tell you that I'm sorry, and I really want to tell you that I am the worst. And I just want to say I miss you every day, and I will - but you go first.
Paula and Rebecca (in unison)
32. The Vampire Diaries
![Ian somerhalder as damon salvatore](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s---kXDzWLx--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371129361/ian-somerhalder-as-damon-salvatore.png)
Damon: They buried me, Stefan, in a shallow grave. Not even in the family plot.
Stefan: Well, it's hard to be sympathetic about your death when you're standing right in front of me.
33. MacGyver
![The prodigy macgyver](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--0H4Nmehf--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1481236444/the-prodigy-macgyver.jpg)
Oh my God, I'm in a car full of nerds.
Jack
34. The Exorcist
![A parting gift the exorcist s1e9](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--gHxHXb0j--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1481331733/a-parting-gift-the-exorcist-s1e9.jpg)
Regan: I want to thank you for saving my little girl. Although you did waver, just a little bit.
Mother Bernadette: I should have killed you when I had the chance.
35. Hawaii Five-0
![Dannys sister visits hawaii five 0](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--IhUxJ8P2--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1481236745/dannys-sister-visits-hawaii-five-0.jpg)
Bridget: You know, I've heard a lot about you.
McGarrett: And some of it was good.
Bridget: Mostly.
McGarrett: What's that mean?
Bridget: My mother called you a catch.
McGarrett: I love your mother.
36. Ash vs Evil Dead
![Home once again ash vs evil dead s2e9](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--OG-ZWADP--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1480693314/home-once-again-ash-vs-evil-dead-s2e9.jpg)
Yes, I'm upset. Yes, I'm behind the wheel. Yes I'm drunk, and maybe my license isn't the fancy kind from the DMV, but at least I'm drunk!
Ash