Quotables for the Week Ending Nov. 5, 2016
Carissa Pavlica at .37. Once Upon a Time
Oh go ahead, crush it. Better that than helping you with your dirty work.
Merida
38. Agents of SHIELD
Hunter: Is that a person?
Daisy: Oh God.
Hunter: Is he dead?
Daisy: No they're monitoring him. He's alive.
Mack: But in, some kind of what... a coma?
Daisy: This is ATCU. This is where they're storing Inhumans they find. Like animals in cages.
39. How to get Away with Murder
Eve: Did the two of you kill her together? Oh great, so now I'm going to have to defend both of you.
Nate: I did it. On my own.
Annalise: She called me first, asked me for pills.
Eve: Of course she did. Because who doesn't ask their husband's mistress to offer?
40. You're the Worst
Gretchen: Jimmy is a writer.
Lexi: Oh! For what show?
Jimmy: [snorts] Not for television. God, can you imagine?
41. Chicago PD
Kirby: It's initiation, it happens to everybody. But Ethan went nuts, he came after me with a fire extinguisher. I swear, he was trying to kill me.
Atwater: By extinguishing you?
42. The Mysteries of Laura
Hey! That's my Christmas list, but feel free to write all over it.
Max
43. The Affair
Don't let anybody fool you into getting old. They wax on and on about it being really satisfying. You know what's really satisfying? Cartilage.
Robert
44. American Horror Story: Hotel
Iris: You don't miss a thing do you?
Liz: You see everything when the world doesn't see you.
45. The Bastard Executioner
One has to try compromise before combat. Only then can I justify the swing of the sword as a way to peace.
Lady Love
46. Criminal Minds
I swear, from the bottom of my heart, I want to be healed. I want to be like other men, not this outcast who nobody wants - E.M. Forster
Morgan
47. Supernatural
Dean: Bottled toilet water? Why do you keep spraying it?
Sam: I wanted to see if the squeezy thing worked.
48. Code Black
I went to an acupuncturist long ago for fertility -- Dr. Ho. He inserted one needle, and before you know it, I had my very own millennial. Which is Latin for "unemployed."
Dr. Mark Taylor
49. Bones
So sex is going to make us smarter and help us solve the crime.
Seeley
50. Grey's Anatomy
You don't teach by shoving someone else's face in the dirt. That's just being mean. And small.
Callie
51. Haven
Gloria: If you're looking for Conan, he took off.
Nathan: Did he say where?
Gloria: No, but if he's pissed as I think he was and he was looking for me? I'd just shoot myself in the head and be done with it.
52. The Blacklist
Dead? Pish, posh. What's death? It's just a process, right?
Red