Duck Dynasty Quotes from Season 6
Matt Richenthal at . Updated at .The men of Duck Dynasty are back. Relive some of their top Season 6 quotes now.
1. I am the benchmark.
I am the benchmark.
Phil
2. I'm already the vice president. You can't have more than one vice president.
I'm already the vice president. You can't have more than one vice president.
Jase
3. The last thing I want for us to be is the Blockbuster video of the hunting world.
The last thing I want for us to be is the Blockbuster video of the hunting world.
Willie
4. Wedgie Alert!
I got to be a fireman for a day, and I got to see Willie get the biggest wedgie in the history of wedgies.
Jase
5. A Pancake Strategy
My first stack was four; second stack was six. This one is seven. I cannot eat it uneven. It's out of balance.
Si
6. You're stretching out those pants.
Willie: I haven't stretched yet.
Jase: You're stretching out those pants.
7. She'll be there tomorrow too.
She'll be there tomorrow too.
Phil [on Nanny CallieMae Carroway's grave]
8. Throw Stones!
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Pick the rocks up, and start breaking the windows. It'll be the most fun you've ever had in your life.
Jase
9. How to Stand Out.
He's a grown man. Get him dressed? If he doesn't get dressed, he will stand out at graduation.
Jase
10. I love cheese.
I love cheese.
Willie
11. The Weakest Link.
There are a few important rules to know when you're rolling a house. First one, know your enemy. Second, you have to have a rock solid team. You're only as strong as your weakest link.
Jep
12. Do me a favor, and shut yer yapper.
Do me a favor, and shut yer yapper.
Jase
13. It's really ... shiny.
It's really ... shiny.
Phil
14. I will go to jail before I reach down and pick up dog poop. I will go to the penitentiary.
I will go to jail before I reach down and pick up dog poop. I will go to the penitentiary.
Jase
15. West Monroe, born and raised. In the duck blind is where I spend most of my days.
West Monroe, born and raised. In the duck blind is where I spend most of my days.
Jep
16. You make a shot, we play a real game. But if you miss, I get a ride in Air Force One.
You make a shot, we play a real game. But if you miss, I get a ride in Air Force One.
Si