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![The Exes are Back!](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--M8QY1WIp--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371163145/the-exes-are-back.png)
When Charlie smokes a little medicinal marijuana haunting visions of all his exes come back.
![Charlie and His Driver](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--CJIUftsX--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371163277/charlie-and-his-driver.png)
When Charlie loses his license, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans on attending Chelsea's birthday party.
![Alan and Lyndsay Pic](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--RxBXwjBQ--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371160588/alan-and-lyndsay-pic.png)
Alan tries to have a nice hotel getaway weekend with his girlfriend, Lyndsay; Charlie orders the girlfriend experience from a prostitute.
![Jake and Eldritch](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--8c1xVt9o--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371157526/jake-and-eldritch.png)
Alan is not a fan of Jake's new bad boy friend, but is definitely a fan of his hot mother; Charlie struggles to write a theme song.
![Giving a Massage](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--EXRl-GJX--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371156845/giving-a-massage.png)
Charlie runs into Chelsea's friend, Gail (Tricia Helfer); Alan starts doing in home care for an older red head (Frances Fisher).
![Charlie Moustache Pic](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--4isijBhp--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371156561/charlie-moustache-pic.png)
Charlie and Alan run into Chelsea at the movie theater, prompting Chelsea to visit Charlie for a one night stand.
![Chelsea Leaves](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--XJzC5bXu--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371156195/chelsea-leaves.png)
After Chelsea moves the rest of her things out of the house, Charlie goes on a bender that ends with him marrying another woman in Vegas.
![Chelsea Returns](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--NG1DYIa2--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371142098/chelsea-returns.png)
Chelsea returns from her night with Brad and Charlie's jealousy sends her packing.
![Alan Unleashes the Monster](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--l9vSKDQ2--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371141810/alan-unleashes-the-monster.png)
Alan gets arrested and Chelsea becomes friendly with his lawyer, Brad (Steven Eckholdt).
![Charlie Gets a Colonoscopy](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--6Cq1om8I--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371141101/charlie-gets-a-colonoscopy.png)
Charlie ends up getting a colonoscopy to avoid seeing Chelsea's parents when they come to visit.
![Charlie Talks to Jake](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s---aih660Q--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371134948/charlie-talks-to-jake.png)
Charlie tries to talk to Jake as he misses Celeste; Alan and Herb bond over what they have in common.
![Evelyn and Berta Talk to Marty](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--na7etLlT--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371134820/evelyn-and-berta-talk-to-marty.png)
Charlie helps teach Jake about infidelity while Celeste is out of town; Evelyn invites legendary tv producer Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) to their Christmas dinner.
![Charlie and Alan Dance](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--xq55X-hI--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371134787/charlie-and-alan-dance.png)
Charlie goes for ball room dancing with Chelsea and when he asks for a prenup discovers Chelsea has money to protect.
![Charlie Fails to Please Chelsea](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--kQyA2H92--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371134165/charlie-fails-to-please-chelsea.png)
Charlie fails to please Chelsea in the bedroom and plans an elaborate night out to make up for it; Alan uses spray-on hair to prepare for an online date.
![Charlie, Chelsea and Gail](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Kx9ZIVyL--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371133215/charlie-chelsea-and-gail.png)
Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate, Gail (Tricia Helfer) to come stay in the house.
![Charlie and Alan in Bed](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--WDDqpyRW--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371133629/charlie-and-alan-in-bed.png)
After Charlie sets a wedding date with Chelsea, he finds himself in a bed with Alan and a strange woman.
![Alan Helps Chelsea](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--MNSMn0e4--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371133418/alan-helps-chelsea.png)
When Alan suggests that Chelsea get a boob reduction to help with her back problems, Charlie kicks him out of the house.
![Jake Drives the Men](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--e_edq0k1--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371132960/jake-drives-the-men.png)
When Jake is too embarrassed to stay with the boys, they attempt to work out their "relationship" problems.
![Alan the Real Estate Agent](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--cXarr_UC--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371132699/alan-the-real-estate-agent.png)
Alan begins working for Evelyn; Charlie tries to bring Chelsea and Jake closer
![Alan and Lenore](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--rXqwc2WS--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371132424/alan-and-lenore.png)
Alan cares for Judith's new baby and her mother; Jake blackmails Charlie with a photo he wants kept private
![Alan, Melissa, and Danny](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--cszL6bih--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371594584/alan-melissa-and-danny.png)
Charlie's fiance, Chelsea, convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in and the girls take over.
![Charlie Helps Mia Sing](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--A0kV838C--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371131140/charlie-helps-mia-sing.png)
After Charlie bumps into Mia at the cafe; he agrees to help her record an album with Chelsea's blessing. Alan, meanwhile, wants Melissa to move in.