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![Charlie and Angie](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--H_DxllzF--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371653707/charlie-and-angie.png)
When Charlie meets the fiance of Angie's son, he realizes it's not the first time; Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra final.
![Alan Yells at Jake](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Y5TX70Mm--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135264/alan-yells-at-jake.png)
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help book author (Susan Blakley); Alan tries to get Jake to finish his book report for a book he keeps losing.
![Two and a Half Men CSI Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--8V7YMOqs--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135263/two-and-a-half-men-csi-picture.png)
A team of CSIs come to solve a murder at Charlie's house with CSI's George Eads guest starring.
![Wedding Rehearsal](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--6lJXXIIz--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135262/wedding-rehearsal.png)
Alan makes plans for Evelyn and Teddy's wedding, while Charlie figures out how to get closer to his future step-sister, Courtney (Jenny McCarthy).
![Charlie in Therapy](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--HPPtphTA--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135261/charlie-in-therapy.png)
Alan feels Charlie cannot control his womanizing ways so Charlie goes to a therapist and realizes he's missing Mia, the one who got away.
![Alan and a Prostitute](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--MMjLtRBm--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135259/alan-and-a-prostitute.png)
Charlie double dates with Jake, while setting Alan up with a prostitute.
![Picking up Jake](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--ssZrYSXS--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135258/picking-up-jake.png)
Alan finds out some surprising news about Judith's sex life when he goes on a date with one of her friends.
![Rose Takes Care of Charlie](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--zbFpv_4n--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135257/rose-takes-care-of-charlie.png)
Rose returns from England and plays nurse for a sick Charlie; Alan feels like Jake is growing distant from him.
![Alan Seeks Advice](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--C3zvwMY5--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135255/alan-seeks-advice.png)
When Alan needs to break up with a woman, he comes to Charlie for advice.
![Alan in Cycling Gear](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--ws1I3RFa--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135254/alan-in-cycling-gear.png)
When Alan finds out Charlie stole his high school girlfriend, he hatches a plan to get back at him.
![Charlie and Courtney](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--8WeOkMGI--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135253/charlie-and-courtney.png)
Charlie fights his attraction to the daughter (guest star Jenny McCarthy) of Evelyn's fiance, Teddy.
![Charlie Waffles Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--mtbD902b--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135252/charlie-waffles-picture.png)
Charlie finds success with a children's song as Charlie Waffles. Charlie's new-found fame bothers Alan.
![Jake and Evelyn](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--qujZjtZz--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135250/jake-and-evelyn.png)
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about his role in the house, Alan moves out and into his mother's house.
![Charlie Embarasses Linda](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--5eiSRzJc--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135249/charlie-embarasses-linda.png)
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be going out with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
![Alan the Test Subject](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s---0imjAql--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135248/alan-the-test-subject.png)
Charlie has to come up with a way to keep his girlfriend's four year old entertained; Alan becomes a test subject.
![Charlie Sees Rose](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--alys74aE--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135247/charlie-sees-rose.png)
Charlie and Linda get closer to sleeping together, but Charlie can't focus when he sees Rose's face popping up everywhere.
![Charlie and Alan Double Date](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--irdmz_bX--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135245/charlie-and-alan-double-date.png)
Alan convinces Charlie to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. Charlie and Alan go on a double date but find out the waitress is an ex of Charlie's.
![Charlie and Alan Have a Problem](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--qUWzvmUo--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135244/charlie-and-alan-have-a-problem.png)
Charlie acts strange after spending the evening with Evelyn; a woman Alan sleeps with begins acting strange herself.
![First Day of School](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--_UY8kRiL--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371135243/first-day-of-school.png)
Jake gets ready to start junior high school as Alan and Charlie take him shopping. The two brothers manage to get themselves in trouble.