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![The Keys Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--8aXqqAuu--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176184/the-keys-picture.png)
Jerry takes back his spare keys from Kramer, sending him on an adventure to California to pursue being an actor. Meanwhile, Jerry gives his spare keys to Elaine.
![The Parking Space Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--UxFWrqV7--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176182/the-parking-space-picture.png)
George goes to Jerry's to watch a big fight, and spends too much time positioning himself to park and someone takes the spot.
![The Kramer Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--wxkL6AVw--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176181/the-kramer-picture.png)
Kramer poses for for a portrait, "The Kramer" by Jerry's girlfriend, Nina. Elaine wears an Orioles cap to Yankee stadium and refuses to remove it.
![The Good Samaritan Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--lKajPWyx--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176180/the-good-samaritan-picture.png)
Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run and when he goes to do something about it, he realizes it's a beautiful woman and dates her instead.
![The Limo Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--6WggUnA---/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176178/the-limo-picture.png)
Jerry and George pretend to be some guy named O'Brian and steal his limouside, only to find out he was a Neo-Nazi set to give a speech.
![Kramer Goes Down](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--quXCenFG--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176176/kramer-goes-down.png)
Jerry tries to make a good impression with Keith Hernandez, Meanwhile, George tries to extend his unemployment.
![The Fix-Up Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--skUKsakx--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176174/the-fix-up-picture.png)
Jerry and Elaine set George up with Elaine's friend, Cynthia. They hit it off, but it turns out Kramer gave George a defective condom.
![The Suicide Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--tNXzZKFH--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176173/the-suicide-picture.png)
After Jerry's neighbor attempts suicide, his girlfriend his on Jerry; Elaine fasts for an X-Ray and ends up hallucinating.
![The Pez Dispenser Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--nWL9KQQp--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176172/the-pez-dispenser-picture.png)
Kramer joins the Polar Bear Club; Jerry takes one of Kramer's Pez dispensers that makes Elaine laugh during a piano recital, causing trouble for George's relationship.
![The Subway Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--0xLtS_Gs--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176170/the-subway-picture.png)
The gang all has their own unique experiences on the Subway.
![The Red Dot Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--rilqqSrK--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176166/the-red-dot-picture.png)
Elaine gets George a job and he repays her by getting her a discounted cashmere sweater with a red dot on it. She spots the dot and rejects it.
![The Alternate Side Pic](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--sFMLLuUP--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176164/the-alternate-side-pic.png)
Jerry's car is stolen and the thief answers his car phone; George gets a job moving parked cars.
![The Stranded Pic](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--2b--BKQU--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176163/the-stranded-pic.png)
When George abandons Elaine and Jerry at a party, they stay at the hosts' place late and Jerry offers to return the favor.
![The Nose Job Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--dwxx6n-N--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176159/the-nose-job-picture.png)
George is convinced his girlfriend is perfect except for her nose, but it's Kramer that ends up telling her to get rhinoplasty.
![The Tape Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--RJ2mzjYV--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176158/the-tape-picture.png)
George gets excited about a new Chinese cure for baldness; Jerry discovers a mysterious woman talking dirty into his show tape recording.
![The Cafe Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--799oOgrM--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176156/the-cafe-picture.png)
Jerry gives advice to an unsuccessful cafe; George's girlfriend wants him to take an IQ test and he makes Elaine take it for him.
![The Parking Garage Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--POhUQP7R--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176155/the-parking-garage-picture.png)
The gang can't find their car in a parking garage and end up on an adventure while just trying to buy an air conditioner for Kramer.
![The Library Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--RvMuFIW3--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176153/the-library-picture.png)
Jerry is investigated for not returning a book from 1971 and Kramer ends up dating the librarian.
![The Dog Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--YXCpoVDf--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176152/the-dog-picture.png)
Jerry agrees to dogsit for a fellow passenger and ends up stuck in his apartment when it turns out to be disobedient.
![The Pen Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--EjFmCiYr--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176151/the-pen-picture.png)
Jerry and Elain go to visit his parents in Florida and soon regret it when Elaine gets back problems from the fold-out couch and Jerry accidentally compliments Jack's pen.
![The Truth Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--6GzxD6tN--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176149/the-truth-picture.png)
When George breaks up with his girlfriend, who was Jerry's accountant, things don't get well for Jerry when he gets audited.
![The Note Picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--vIhigfs6--/t_small_l/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371176148/the-note-picture.png)
Jerry and George's free massages don't go as planned when Jerry's masseusse thinks he's crazy and George ends up getting a male masseur.