For a sitcom, the Parks and Recreation season finale sure dropped a few bombshells! One of the most outrageous moments involved a coif-singed, eyebrowless Ron Swanson.
Tom: I meet a girl at a bar. She seems kind of into me, could go either way. I get her number. It's two days later. What do I text her? Zach: It was nice meeting you. Tom: No, Zach. I don't text her it was nice meeting you. I wait eight weeks and I text her, "what's crackin'?"
Ron: Who the hell is 'Fwarp'? April: I don't know. I couldn't really hear him. It sounded like his name was Fwarp. Ron: Get his number? April: No. Ron: Good girl.