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Family Guy Review: Blasphemy! Heresy! Sodomy!

Family Guy Review: Blasphemy! Heresy! Sodomy!

This week's Family Guy, "Livin' On A Prayer," revolves around Stewie's new best friend who is diagnosed with cancer. When Lois and Peter take him to the hospital, they find out that the parents don't believe in medical treatment.
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Family Guy Review: Disabled Ladies Night

Family Guy Review: Disabled Ladies Night

On tonight's Family Guy episode, Brian meets a new girl who turns out to be blind and hates dogs. He successfully tricks her into believing that he is human until her parents come to visit.
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Family Guy Review: MQ2

Family Guy Review: MQ2

Meg Griffin turned 18 on this week's Family Guy, giving Quagmire new ideas about uncharted territory. How did Peter and Lois react to "Meg and Quagmire?"
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Family Guy Review: Prison Break

Family Guy Review: Prison Break

Peter and the boys take a page out of The Hangover on this week's Family Guy and embark on a boys' adventure trip. Unfortunately, they end up in the deep south and must break out of prison.
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Family Guy Review: Amish Guy

Family Guy Review: Amish Guy

Family Guy goes "Amish Guy" this week when the car breaks down and the Griffins spend some time in a Amish community. When Meg falls in love with one of the Amish, troubles ensue...
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Family Guy Review: Hotler

Family Guy Review: Hotler

Ryan Reynolds stops by Family Guy this week and tricks Peter into falling in love with him. Meanwhile, Stewie crashes Brian's car after taking it for a joyride and gets picked up by Consuela.
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Family Guy Review: "Seahorse Seashell Party"

Family Guy Review: "Seahorse Seashell Party"

The Griffin family attempts to weather out the hurricane in "Seahorse Seashell Party." Meg finally confronts her family about their mistreatment of her while Brian ingests some mushrooms, much to his detriment.
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Family Guy Quotes

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)

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