Family Guy Reviews

Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18 Review: HTTPete

Family Guy Review: HTTPete

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18, Peter tries his hand at being a Millennial but makes a huge mistake that turns the Millennial world upside down.
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Family Guy Season 16 Episode 7 Review: Petey IV

Family Guy Review: Petey IV

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 7, Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after he receives an email from Peter while Brian adjusts to his new life. Read on.
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Family Guy Season 16 Episode 3 Review: Nanny Goats

Family Guy Review: Nanny Goats

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 3, Lois and Peter try to reconnect as a married couple after Lois' parents pay for a nanny. Read on for our review!
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Family Guy Season 14 Episode 17 Review: Take A Letter

Family Guy Review: Take A Letter

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 17, Lois' curiosity gets the best of her when she finds a letter Peter wrote to his ex girlfriend that was never mailed.
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Family Guy Quotes

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)

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