You know what they say about nice guys? Yes, they finish last....
Alan: You know what they say about nice guys?
Sharon: Yes, they finish last.
Alan: No, they finish in the shower.
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- Character:
- Alan Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 2: "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Alan Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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