Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCYou don't make a shiv out of a knife. yeah you make a shiv out...
Claire: You don't make a shiv out of a knife.
Phil: yeah you make a shiv out of a rusty spoon or a shard of glass.
Claire: Or a human femur.
Phil: Exactly, be creative.
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- Characters:
- Phil Dunphy, Claire Dunphy
- Episode:
- Modern Family Season 4 Episode 9: "When a Tree Falls"
- Show:
- Modern Family
- Related Quotes:
- Phil Dunphy Quotes, Claire Dunphy Quotes, Modern Family Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes, Modern Family Quotes
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- Leigh Raines
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