Yeah, Dr. Kelso, um 'bout these posters, they're kinda makin' me...
Turk: Yeah, Dr. Kelso, um 'bout these posters, they're kinda makin' me uncomfortable.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't realize you felt that way. Well here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna leave them up.
Turk: I can live with that, or I can sue you.
[both laugh]
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Turk, you are an employee here. I can advertise however I wish. I can use your image, your name, I can manufacture tiny-little Dr. Turk action figures. It'll cost twelve-ninty-five and when you pull the string it'll say "I don't like these posters of me!" Isn't that right Ted?
Ted: Oh definately sir. Of course you'd certainly be vulnerable from a legal stand-point.
Dr. Kelso: How vulnerable?
Ted: Sir, that lawsuit would be over so quickly, I'd advise you to bring cab fare to the courthouse since Doctor Turk would be driving your beamer home to his place
- Characters:
- Turk, Bob Kelso, Ted Buckland
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 1 Episode 8: "My Fifteen Minutes"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- Turk Quotes, Bob Kelso Quotes, Ted Buckland Quotes, Scrubs Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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