Why did you order a B.M.P. test on my patient, Mrs. Wilk, last n...
Dr. Cox: Why did you order a B.M.P. test on my patient, Mrs. Wilk, last night?
J.D.: Because she's my patient.
Dr. Cox: Interesting, seeing as I admitted her.
J.D.: And I treated her last night.
Mr. Bursick: Dr. Dorian, why do I hate all-
J.D.: Because they're stealing all of our jobs, Mr. Bursick! Stealing all of our jobs... Perry, we spent an equal amount of time with Mrs. Wilk. Now seeing as we're both attendings - i.e. "equals" - why don't we let her decide who her doctor is, huh?
Dr. Cox: Or... we could skip the day-trip to Unnecessary Land and instead simply concede that Mrs. Wilk is my patient and that, while we are both attendings, we are in no way equals - we are in fact not equals. We are, hmmm, unequals.
- Characters:
- J.D., Perry Cox
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 5 Episode 6: "My Missed Perception"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- J.D. Quotes, Perry Cox Quotes, Scrubs Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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