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Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXThey cut our school's funding if it's got low test scores? This ...
Lois: They cut our school's funding if it's got low test scores? This is not what the founding fathers had in mind. (Cuts to scene to signing of Declaration of Independence.)
Man On Podium: Okay, we're here to sign this declaration of our independence. Let's take roll call first. Thomas Jefferson?
Thomas Jefferson: Here.
Man on Podium: Benjamin Franklin?
Benjamin Franklin: Here.
Man on Podium: John Footpenis?
John Hancock: It's Hancock now.
Man on Podium: Why?
John Hancock: Mind your business, that's why.
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- Character:
- Lois Griffin
- Episode:
- Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16: "No Chris Left Behind"
- Show:
- Family Guy
- Related Quotes:
- Lois Griffin Quotes, Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 Quotes, Family Guy Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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