Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXThat fat bastard murdered Lois! That son of a bitch; he's a kill...
Quagmire: That fat bastard murdered Lois! That son of a bitch; he's a killer like Bernie Getz! You know, the killer from the eighties. I used to do a bit on him back when I did stand-up.
(Flashback to a younger Quagmire on a stage)
Quagmire: Ah, what else is in the news? Oh, oh Bernie Getz. D-Did you hear this? This guy Bernie Getz shot a bunch of muggers on the subway. Wouldn't mind having him when I go see my mother in law. (Microphone whines) No, but really, New York City's a great place to live...if you're a COCKROACH!
Man in Audience: You suck!!
Quagmire: (Sadly) I know.
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- Character:
- Glenn Quagmire
- Episode:
- Family Guy Season 6 Episode 4: "Stewie Kills Lois"
- Show:
- Family Guy
- Related Quotes:
- Glenn Quagmire Quotes, Family Guy Season 6 Episode 4 Quotes, Family Guy Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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