Jordan: Sweetie, are you gonna lie around on the couch all day again today?
Dr. Cox: What am I supposed to do?
Jordan: You know what might be fun? Cleaning yourself.
Dr. Cox: I'd wash up, but I'm afraid to go in our bathroom.
Jordan: Why?
J.D.'s Narration: Jordan's best friends came to town for the funeral, and unfortunately for Dr. Cox, they still haven't left.
Maddie: Since Perry won't stop using the loo without lifting the seat, I've started to use his sink.