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Hawaii Five-0
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Steve McGarrett: Did you check the emergency exit?
Danny Williams: No, I went to go get donuts.
Danny William: Whoa, whoa, whoa--what you gonna do, you gonna shoot me?
Steve McGarrett: I considered it.
Danny Williams: I just handed Wo Fat over to the feds--they're prepping him, getting him ready to transfer to a super max in Colorado.
Steve McGarrett: Did he say who was behind the attack?
Danny Williams: No, he wasn't feeling very chatty.
Steve McGarrett: Did you just hang up on the C.I.A.?
Danny Williams: No, I hung up on a schmuck...a gigantic schmuck.
Good, all we gotta do is stop an anonymous maniac who butchered five people from getting off the island.
Danny
Police Officer: I hope you know what you're doing, Steve.
Danny Williams: You know what you're doing, right?
I sort of thought we had something nice going, but if I can't compete with sand storms and artifacts, I guess it was time to re-evaluate anyway, right?
Danny Williams
Steve McGarrett: She give you a reason?
Danny Williams: A reason why she stayed in Morocco? Or a reason why she stood me up at the airport?
Steve McGarrett: Either.
Ray Beckett: I want to see a warrant.
Danny Williams: Shut up.
Sinead O'Connor called, she wants her hairstyle back.
Danny Williams
Danny Williams: Why would a tourist want to be put in a cage, and then dumped in shark-infested waters? It makes no sense.
Steve McGarrett: Because they're on vacation. They want some excitement, they want some adventure.
Danny Williams: What they need is some therapy.
Steve McGarrett: What did you think he was gonna do with a helicopter, Danny?
Danny Williams: Park it next to his shrimp truck?