Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes
JWOWW ... I've seen her working out, doing combos at the gym ... and I've gotten a little taste of a smack myself. I have an idea of what Angelina's about to go through and it's like Rocky vs. Apollo. Rocky doesn't have a chance right now.
Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick, and ... loving life.
Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck?
I'm gonna bring a little Jersey down to MIA, which is Miami, and I'm excited.
Next thing you know, Snooks' clothes just started coming off.
It takes a special type of a person to get through this. We all should be proud that we balled out and had an awesome time.
The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.
[to Snooki] If a guy doesn't like you ... it's called f*%k you, and there's so many people out there in the world that's gonna like you for you.
It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
The only thing we care about is gettin' girls and going to the gym.
The Situation: [re: The Grenade and The Hippo stoppin' by] They probably smelled the food!
It's like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back.