Donald Glover Quotes
Troy: According to our polls, the campus is almost evenly divided. Now keep in mind, the margin of error on this thing is about 98%.
Abed: Could be higher. We don't even know how to do margins of error. We talked to two people at a vending machine.
Abed: For Greendale College Television, I'm Abed Nadir.
Troy: And I'm Troy "Butt Soup" Barnes. What? That's my name.
I live with that dude. He's got night terrors and a rotary phone.
Troy
I wanna go to rehab and compare penises with famous people.
Troy
I wish I was a book. She could pick me up, flip through my pages. Make sure nobody drew wieners in me.
Troy