So, you are all going to have a drug test. And I am not. No, y...
Michael: So, you are all going to have a drug test. And I am not.
Dwight: No, you will be tested.
Michael: Yes, I will not be.
Dwight: No, you will be. That is the law, according to the rules.
Michael: OK, well, Dwight, just know that I've been very busy today, and I've got a lot of work to do, and I wasn't planning on going to the bathroom, and I don't even know if anything's going to come out.
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- Characters:
- Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute
- Episode:
- The Office Season 2 Episode 20: "Drug Testing"
- Show:
- The Office
- Related Quotes:
- Michael Scott Quotes, Dwight Schrute Quotes, The Office Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes, The Office Quotes
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- Steve Marsi
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