So, how is work? Fine. Are you seeing anybody special? Nop...
Evelyn: So, how is work?
Charlie: Fine.
Evelyn: Are you seeing anybody special?
Charlie: Nope.
Evelyn: Charlie, did you ever stop to think that our relationship is strained because you won't let me in? You won't share.
Charlie: You know why I won't share with you, Mom? Because anything I say will be used against me.
Evelyn: Oh please...
Charlie: I have to go to the bathroom, maybe I have a prostate problem. I buy a new Mercedes, you call it a Nazi phallic symbol. I'm seeing someone new, you ask if I'm paying her by the hour, or per schtup!
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- Characters:
- Charlie Harper, Evelyn Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 3: "The Sea is a Harsh Mistress"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Charlie Harper Quotes, Evelyn Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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