You're the Worst
Wednesdays 10:30 PM on FXXYou're the Worst Season 2 Episode 1: "The Sweater People" Quotes
Lindsay: You think I'm an unfriendly treacherous mountain?
Edgar: And I think Paul couldn't hack it.
Paul: Do you even know what love means?
Lindsay: Yeah. I mean, it's like, "Hey, I love you. Smooch smooch. Now go get me some bagel bites."
You're right. She's gonna hate me. I look like a young Roger Ebert.
Paul
I'm having a blast. Yeah, I'm peeing blood. And I briefly forgot the word for telephone.
Jimmy
If I don't get a night off soon, I think my liver is gonna slide out of my body, you know?
Gretchen
Gretchen: Who knows their address?
Jimmy: People. Kidnapped children. This dog I saw on Dateline who rides the bus to the park.
Jimmy: Well you guys have very funny things in your vocabulary as well.
Gretchen: Oh yeah, like what?
Jimmy: "American exceptionalism."
Gretchen: Oh, former colony burn.