You're the Worst
Wednesdays 10:30 PM on FXXYou're the Worst Season 2 Episode 3: "Born Dead" Quotes
Lindsay: She's [Amy's] nice. And you're nice. And Paul is nice, and I'm... well... not.
Edgar: I think you're great--
Lindsay: No. I'm materialistic. I'm incapable of being alone. I never really learned to shower that good. I almost always forget to flush the--
[Edgar kisses her]
(about Paul) Hate that dork. Why's he got to ruin puzzles with the third D?
Vernon
Tell me whose nut I should suck on. I got kicked out of the shelter again for fighting.
Cory
Bernadette: Seems more like a get-together.
Gretchen: It's a goddamn party.
Bernadette: O-kay, Gretchen...
Amy: I wanted to hear it from the ol' horse's mouth.
Lindsay: Are you calling me an old horse?
Paul: We didn't want to ambush you...
Lindsay: What the farts?
Amy: Hi, Lindsay!
Gretchen: You're so getting murdered.
Lindsay: I know.
The really sad thing is, the whole time she was being dragged towards the on ramp, she was texting Connor!
Paul
Friends are for babies.
Jimmy
This gay porn site pays me ten bucks a dick. (gasps) I have a job!
Lindsay
I can't believe she's pregnant again. What a dummy. I wonder how much an abobo even costs these days!
Gretchen