You're the Worst
Wednesdays 10:30 PM on FXXYou're the Worst Season 2 Episode 4: "All About That Paper" Quotes
[singing] I'm so smart, I got nothing on my mind. I've got zero to-dos and that's just fine.
Amy
Strasburg: Critique me.
Jimmy: OK, well, the image of the endless Costco aisle seems somewhat derivative of DeLillo.
Strasburg: Get out.
Gretchen: Why would I pay you rent? It's your house.
Jimmy: Your ability to bend semantics to best fit your financial interests is quite impressive.
Gretchen: I'm all about that paper.
Turns out Honeynutz rhymes with Honey BUTTS.
Sam
Lindsay: Have fun having hand sex with your girlfriend in the woods!
Paul: If you must know... I'm able to finish with her REGULAR.
Jimmy: Hey, do you want to get a lap dance with me?
Gretchen: Oh, hell yeah I do!
Scrambled eggs? A dish so pedestrian its name is the recipe?
Jimmy