You're the Worst
Wednesdays 10:30 PM on FXXYou're the Worst Season 2 Episode 10: "A Right Proper Story" Quotes
I thought all English people were fancy, but these are like Alabama English people.
Lindsay
I have to look extra dope. Those assholes' latest track dissed my wardrobe so thoroughly they had me doubting my signature style that GQ once called "courageously headache-y."
Sam
All right, English people, cover your skin. We're going outside.
Gretchen
Jimmy: Gretch, you gotta help me, promise you'll help me. Please.
Gretchen: Can't.
Jimmy: Jesus, I thought you said you were better?
Gretchen: I lied.
Jimmy: Well, fake it and help me!
Gretchen: I don't wanna.
Jimmy [shrieking]: Do you think I wanna? Nobody wanna! But I need your help, c'mon!
Jimmy: You must be in university by now?
Lily: Oh, I was going to go. But they pointed out that university is just a place that wankers go to study poetry and fist themselves.
Wow! It's so big and gray.
Lily
It seemed like a right proper story. Just not for me.
Jimmy's dad
You've got a career. A nice house. Got your own Paki. Don't do what I did and let some black cloud of a bird screw it up.
Ronny