You're the Worst
Wednesdays 10:30 PM on FXXYou're the Worst Season 2 Episode 11: "A Rapidly Mutating Virus" Quotes
My life flashed before my eyes. Dick. Following Smash Mouth around Europe. Negative after negative customer service interaction. Divorce. More dick. I realized I really need to get my shit together.
Lindsay
Edgar: Do you still like me?
Dorothy: Of course I do. So much that it sucks.
But you know, maybe I just make bad decisions. I mean, I bought a chocolate fountain! Who does that?
Dorothy
I am a one in a generation. A disruptor. You know how in that Charlie Chaplin movie there's this ho, walking and talking on a cell phone even though it's 1928? I'm that future-ass cell phone ho! Trace! I'm out here everyday changing the face of EVERYTHING. Music, art, amusement parks, farm-to-table, claymation, laser shows...
Sam
Gretchen: You need to stop. It's like you have amnesia. Every day you think things are going to be different and I'll just be happy. Well, maybe you can understand this: I feel nothing. About anything. Dogs, candy, old Blondie records, nachos, you, us, nothing. So for the last time... please GO.
Red licorice vodka? Were you expecting Chris Hansen?
Jimmy
Little pig boy pay for my Invisalign? Send money, loser!
Kasha
Jimmy: Look, the truth is... I have a girlfriend.
Nina: Who? Greasy hair queen of dragons?
Hey, that's your best garbage bag. You going somewhere?
Edgar
Just mimic everything they do like a rapidly mutating virus.
Jimmy
Sam: Why would you let me do that show?
Gretchen: Because you wanted to! You said, and I quote, "Get your negligent ass down to Fire 103, we doin' a show."
Sam: My blood sugar was low, you're supposed to give me some goddamn almonds!