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Thursdays on Paramount+Younger Season 3 Quotes
Liza: Hey, how many sexual partners have you had?
Maggie: At the same time?
Liza: Never mind.
Wait. You only slept with three dudes. That's what you're saying, right? Like three, one less than four. That's the three you're talkin' about here?
Josh
Lauren: Get me off twice and call me an Uber.
Liza: Get me off three times and you can call me anything.
Good luck. We're all begging for more cock. I mean Crown of Kings, of course. C. O. K. I've never said that acronym out loud. I've always just read it, alone, in my head.
Diana
I'll pay you a hundred bucks if you start cooing back at her. Coooo cooo cooo.
Josh
Diana: Do I have Cabernet teeth [large, toothy smile]?
Liza: You're good.
My back in the day is happening right now, and I'm going need stories to tell the 26-year-old that I'm gonna date when I'm 40, so...
Josh
Liza: I have a Plan B.
Kelsey: You can't take those on an empty stomach. It's absolutely key. Oh. You have an actual Plan B. Not the pill. I...never mind.
Kelsey: Oh. You speak Chinese?
Chad: Just a couple dialects of Mandarin.
Liza: You followed your heart, and that's what's important.
Charles: Yeah, well sometimes I can be impulsive when I'm following my heart.
Charles: Rewriting Fitzgerald is not a disruption. It's a desecration.
Bryce: If you're not going to listen to my changes, then I'm not going to invest in your company.
Josh: You ever think you'd catch a cold again?
Liza: I don't think so. I'm still getting over the first one.