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Thursdays on Paramount+Younger Season 2 Episode 2: "The Mao Function" Quotes
Liza: Can you believe it? We finally get a night together.
Josh: And they're really good about checking IDs, so we don't need to worry about your daughter showing up.
Josh: She's 40!
Liza: Hey! Easy with the F word, sweetie.
Josh: Oh my God though? You're closer to my mom's age than you are to miiiiine.
Liza: OK. Can we stop with the math now?
Josh: Yes. No more math.
Josh: I know what's happening.
Liza: What?
Josh: I have whiskey dick!
Liza: What?!
Josh: Whiskey dick. My 40-year-old girlfriend got my dick drunk.
Liza: I bet Seabisquit would love the Gallup poll.
Diana: Honestly, it's like you have some form of literary turrets.
Don't be sorry, you should be with someone your own age who will go agro on you and will put your penis in a cage, but that's not me...
Liza