Yellowstone
Sundays 8:00 PMYellowstone Season 5 Quotes
Wrangler: I thought they weren't supposed to leave the park.
John: Well, I guess they didn't tell the wolves that. If they did, they ain't listenin'.
Beth: We need to celebrate.
Rip: Yeah? What are we celebrating?
Beth: I really fucked somebody over today, and it felt great.
It's been a fuckin' blast doin' business with you.
Beth
Assistant: You got served.
Jamie: Of course, I did.
Orphans don't get shipped off around here, Carter, in case you haven't noticed.
Rip
You know, dad, you can love a memory all you want, but it can't love you back. Find someone you can love while you're still young enough to do it. Her memory's not goin' anywhere.
Beth
John: There's some memories fathers shouldn't share with their children.
Beth: I think we're way past that, don't you, dad? I think I told you about everything. Hell, I told you about my first threesome.
John: Your what?!
Beth: Didn't I? I thought I... never mind.
John: And remember this. Rancher support is the reason you were able to reintroduce them in the first place, but if you can't protect us like you promised, then they will be forced to take matters into their own hands. They'll have no choice.
Keith: Killing an endangered species is a felony, John. I'd remind the ranchers of that.
John: You don't know me well enough to call me John. It's Commissioner Dutton. If the Fish and Wildlife officers aren't on my front porch by Friday with a check, well, you're gonna get to know me real well.
Monica: When you said you saw the end of us, is this what you saw?
Kayce: No, baby. No, I never saw this comin', and this won't be the end of us.
Monica: What will?
Kayce: I'd have to choose the end of us, and I will never choose that.
For God sakes, Clara. If it has the word alliance in the title, cancel it.
John
Your political career was over the moment you chose your father over mine. You're in my prison now, and if you ever forget it, I'll put you in a real one.
Beth
Lynelle: You need to change laws if you want them to never come back. To change laws, you need favors.
John: You should have never let them in, Lynelle.
Lynelle: I didn't grant them the lease, John. Jamie did, and he was really wise to do so. The land board is made up of five offices -- the governor, the attorney general, the secretary of state, the auditor, and the public interests superintendent. Now, who do you think funded the campaigns for the other three? If it had gone before the land committee, the state would own your land. That's their next move when you cancel their lease, by the way. You could be a really good leader, John, but you're a shitty polician because you won't play the game. But if you don't play the game, the game plays you. I'm here for another month. Use me.
John: That's a refreshing thought.
Lynelle: That's not what I meant.
