Wynonna Earp
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFyWynonna Earp Season 3 Episode 6: "If We Make It Through December" Quotes
Wynoonna: Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! Ho-ho-hold my calls while I kick some honeycomb ass!
Charlie: Who are you talking to?
Wynonna: I’m not sure!
I’ll call up my blood splatter analyst, my behavioral profiler and Helen Mirren to see what’s up.
Jeremy
Doc: Then why didn’t you tell me?
Kate: I did! Many times! Doc, I’m a vampire! Doc, I drink blood! Doc, let me bite you!
Doc: Yeah! I thought that was roleplay!
Wait, wait, Robin’s family too! He mentioned it, that his dad would never leave town because they’ve been here forever. That means I wasn’t ghosted, my date was just kidnapped by Bulshar, maybe! Huzzah!
Jeremy
Wynonna: Did you just go out and slaughter a wild turkey?
Michelle: Like I’m going to feed my girls store-bought.
Waverly: I’m vegan.
Michelle: You’re already a lesbian.